Savage Lovecast

On this week's Lovecast, Dan Savage is joined by Science, aka Jonathan Golob, The Stranger's resident science columnist. Learn the scientific viewpoint on pheromones, the Madonna/whore complex, why a caller's breasts taste like onions, and whether it is truly safe to leave an opened jar of mayonnaise out of the refrigerator. Also, a useful tutorial on how to scientifically determine whether a woman's orgasm is fake or genuine. Call 206-302-2064 with your scientific inquiries.  

A helpless gay Mormon is TRAPPED in a religious dungeon and can’t escape! Only Dan Savage has the key. •Teenage sex ruins everything-—a young lady can't get over how wretched her teenage boyfriend was. It gets better, dear. • Dolphin love--can people and dolphins make sweet, sweet love?  •A gay man needs space from his relationship (read: they're breaking up). Has he wasted two years of his life? • A married woman only acts like a slut when she's married! (She's on marriage number two.) What’s up? • A game lesbian wants to please her lover who likes dirty talk. But she can't bring herself to say "cunt-hungry come Dumpster." • And More! Can you bring yourself to say "cunt-hungry come Dumpster"? 206-302-2064

This week: Slow down, kinky lady! This gal is bursting with libido and kinky desires. But she doesn't want to unleash them on just anyone, until she trusts him. How can she communicate this to her partners without freaking them the fuck out? Ass hair. He's got it, lots of it. Why do we have it? Is there an evolutionary advantage? Does it trap farts IN? These questions and more are answered. This gal is not good at talking dirty -- how can she get started? Another homo just came out to his parents, and it didn't go well. How long should a loving son wait and forgive until his parents come around to accepting him? This questions says it all: How can the caller break up with his unemployed, suicidal, recovering-alcoholic, crack-addict, boyfriend of 12 years? And finally, a little turn-on for you all. Two Mormon girls spend their evenings cuddling in bed. One is a lesbian; the other one... might be. How can the tortured dyke get to the bottom of this little mystery? Call, call, call. 206-302-2064.

She went and fucked her concierge and now things are terribly awkward with him... should she get him fired?  A man's crush just got sexually assaulted and now she's wrecked. He's tried being caring and supportive... how can he get back into her pants?  Another caller's fiancé is a marijuana enthusiast. He's smoking up all her money and lies about it. Any ideas on what she should do? And finally, a woman is chagrined to discover that during a nasty breakup fight, she found that the cruel and domineering behavior of her boyfriend... turned her on! How can she get some more of that? Also, a caller with a devastatingly sexy New Zealand accent. Rrrrowwwrr! Call 206-302-2064. Keep it short, but give us details. And please don't call from the car or subway.

This week Dan ministers to a porn addict with a penchant for "big black dick/small white girl" porn. Next up, a small white girl's partner's big dick causes her a lot of pain. A straight man wrestles with his Madonna-whore complex. Listen in on a free psychotherapy session between a self-described "spaz" and Dr. Savage. And a 61-year-old gay man feels guilty about hiring gorgeous escorts to come play with his unattractive self. Should he feel guilty about this? Are you feeling guilty about something? 206-302-2064.

Welcome to Episode 52 of the Savage Lovecast. This week, a straight man wonders why he can't maintain a relationship. Maybe it's because he's an asshole? A straight woman complains that when she reaches for the lube it kills the moment. A straight man is racked with guilt because he wants to come in his girlfriend's mouth. A young gay man is terribly, terribly nervous. So much anxiety! Plus, a trucker who likes the bi ladies, and the sex craze that's allegedly sweeping the nation: skullfucking. C'mon, you know you've done it…... Call and tell us ALL about it: 206-302-2064 And listen closely for this sentence: "Coat her molars with my dying DNA." Hot!

It's ladies' week on the Savage Lovecast--all gals, all the time. Dan argues with a caller about lies and adultery. A 24-year-old straight gal has lost her libido. Maybe she's gay? Dan counsels a depressed teen to break up with her boyfriend before he is forced to break up with her. A 21-year-old lass feels like it's the FELLAS who demand commitment too soon--not the other way around. Should a woman in a budding relationship ask her boyfriend to reveal his sexual history? And more. Hear Dan utter the words "tabula fuckin' semen rasa." 206-302-2064. Call with your questions.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, one bisexual girl, one straight woman, and three martinis equals one big mess. Has the gays' right to cruise been trampled by the Larry Craig affair? Are ladies similar to plantar warts in any way? What's the most appropriate way to tell your ex-girlfriends that your current girlfriend has HPV and you think you gave it to her, without being a scrotum? And finally, Dan grudgingly counsels a sex-phobic sex columnist on how to improve both her sex life and her writing. Call 206-302-2064 and leave your question, even if you don't hear a tone.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a cheerful pregnant lady wants to indulge her husband's pie-in-the-face fetish —but what to do about the mess? Some definitions: What is a "Prince Albert" and exactly how kinky is it? And what on earth is "precum"? Both Dan and Wikipedia tackle this one without breaking a sweat. A Catholic mother describes her son's coming out. Her reaction? Acceptance and support. Get out your hankies; this one's a tearjerker. Dan speaks with a battle-worn love veteran who's fed up with no-good men. Her age? 19. And more! Call 206-302-2064 to ask a question for the show. Thanks for listening.

This week a caller finds herself in a porn conundrum. She likes it fine. But her boyfriend ignores her when the porn's on! And that ain't right. Also, what are Dan Savage's tastes in pornography? You'll have to listen to find out. An adventurous lass wonders if getting anally penetrated without lube will hurt her. Dan has two words for her: "anal snot." Another caller is missing the rough sex in her relationship, despite an incident that landed her boyfriend in jail. How can they get the good sex back without the genuine violence? And finally, a 21-year-old clever, kinky, generous gal has a boyfriend with limited tastes who wants to control her. Whatever should she do? WWJD? DTMFA. 206-302-2064.

We're fagging out on the Savage Lovecast this week. A gay man is very comfortable with his gayness... he just doesn't like sex all that much. A lesbian wants to experiment with sleeping with a man. Any takers? Dan talks a young man into quitting all the skanky, anonymous sex, and helps another to come out, despite the baleful influence of his nutbag, conservative, religious mother. Happy Birthday Amanda. NO MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY REQUESTS. Call with any other sort of query: 206-201-2720.

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week, a woman in an LTR gets a UTI when ever she has RS (rough sex). What should she do, Dan? And: Hairy hypocrites- —a woman is fed up with very hairy fellas demanding that she shave every last part of her body. How common is it for children to play S&M? Dan speaks with a woman who hates pornography so much is makes her sick to her stomach. And so much more. Keep those calls short and sweet: 206-302-2064.

Here are the steamy, sexy questions Dan addresses this week. It's getting hot... When is it appropriate to fake an orgasm? Does one have to see a doctor to sever an attached foreskin? How can you tell your partner that they are a terrible kisser? Is S&M an expression of emotional imbalance? And this sultry, passionate show ends with a Herpes Hoedown! Yee Haw! 206-302-2064.

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen suck their own dicks, and chicken shits can't quite figure out how to make an appointment at the goddamn doctor to see if they have the herpes. Also, how to combine love with bondage; and the sad tale of anal sex gone horribly wrong. Have some mistakes that others can learn from? Call 206-302-2064 and tell us EVERYTHING.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a caller wonders if he should sleep with his boyfriend, despite latent herpes. Another caller has thoughts of incest; is this normal or not? A young lady's mother tells her that she was molested when she was a child. A little bit on foreskin cleaning here, the word "scrotum" there, and if you're wondering if your alkaline batteries will make your sex toys explode, then you simply must listen to this show. We like to listen to you, too. Call us: 206-302-2064.

In this week's episode: Dan counsels a man whose recent brain surgery prevents him from orgasming with his wonderful lady. Should a perfectly reasonable man break up with his cold, hyper-religious, sex-phobic fiancée? How much is too much masturbation? When is the right time to divulge HIV status? And spoiler alert: Fellatio does not give you bad breath. Call right now. From a land line. 206-302-2064

This week, armpit sex: myth or fact? Plus, some heartening responses to the poor girl whose sex-negative mother is controlling her life; a man who likes his ladies nice 'n' crazy; and what does it really mean when your boyfriend asks for "space"? You think you know all the answers don't you? Here's how you ask Dan a question: Call 206-302-2064.

This week on the Savage Lovecast: Is it a good thing when gay neighborhoods (gayborhoods) have big signs with rainbows to mark homo turf? Also, a nearly engaged bisexual woman worries because her fella disapproves of her carpet-munching ways. Should she have one last fling? And are there really Japanese clubs where women eat only bananas for days and then... god. You'll just have to listen to get the gist of this one. Call us with your unspeakably depraved question: 206-302-2064.

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a woman who finds cunnilingus so, very… boring; a man who loves to get spanked, but could do without the crotchless chaps; a woman with a skin disease who doesn’t want to take her shirt off; and a caller who thinks there’s nothing funny about giggling during sex. Call us with your questions: 206-302-2064

Do you have Reluctant Dom Syndrome (RDS)? Dan Savage has the cure. Also: how to successfully bottom from the top, escape from your sex negative mommy, and tell your father that you'd rather not hear about his sex life. Because you don't want to hear about his sex life, right? Well, we want to hear about yours... 206-302-2064.