A Girl's Guide to Vampires

  • Author: Katie MacAlister
  • Narrator: Karen White
  • Publisher: HarperCollins USA
  • Duration: 13:16:43
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Synopsis

Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:

  • Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
  • Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
  • No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
  • Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
  • Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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  • GirlsGuideVampires_21_Epilogue

    Duration: 04min
  • GirlsGuideVampires_22_Credits

    Duration: 33s
  • sample

    Duration: 01min
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