The Riptide Ultra-Glide

  • Author: Tim Dorsey
  • Narrator: Oliver Wyman
  • Publisher: HarperCollins USA
  • Duration: 9:21:21
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Synopsis

Welcome to Paradise!

Freshly laid-off Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougall are going to sunny Florida for a modest romantic vacation. But the motel they picked isn't quite a pastel paradise, and they have to be midwesterners and make the best of a bad situation. Except bad goes to worse, and a string of misfortunes renders them unable to leave the state.

Meanwhile, the next Mexican-American War is being fought, this time in Fort Lauderdale, between the Kentucky mafia and the Oxy cartel over control of the lucrative pain clinic market. Latinos are turning up dead, hillbillies are wandering the beach trampling sand castles, and cops continue arresting doctors wriggling out of office windows.

But it's never really a party until Serge and Coleman arrive. Cruising down U.S. 1, Captain Florida and his perpetually altered sidekick are on a mission to film the best reality show ever!

Back at their motel, the McDougalls are peeking out the curtains. They've become very popular, especially with Serge, who believes he's found the perfect stars for the pilot of his new TV series.

Are the McDougalls safer with Serge or should they take their chances on the mean streets?

Will Coleman get tired of signing autographs?

Can pelicans be used as murder weapons?

Is time running out for our heroes?

And, finally, the question still on everyone's lips: What's up with Florida? Stay tuned for all the answers in . . . The Riptide Ultra-Glide!

Chapters

  • RiptideUltraGlide_01_Open

    Duration: 11s
  • RiptideUltraGlide_02_Prologue

    Duration: 10min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_03_Chapter1

    Duration: 18min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_04_Chapter2

    Duration: 20min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_05_Chapter3

    Duration: 16min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_06_Chapter4

    Duration: 26min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_07_Chapter5

    Duration: 20min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_08_Chapter6

    Duration: 17min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_09_Chapter7

    Duration: 21min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_10_Chapter8

    Duration: 14min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_11_Chapter9

    Duration: 16min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_12_Chapter10

    Duration: 12min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_13_Chapter11

    Duration: 15min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_14_Chapter12

    Duration: 12min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_15_Chapter13

    Duration: 12min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_16_Chapter14

    Duration: 13min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_17_Chapter15

    Duration: 17min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_18_Chapter16

    Duration: 24min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_19_Chapter17

    Duration: 11min
  • RiptideUltraGlide_20_Chapter18

    Duration: 25min
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