Box Of Neutrals

We take a deep dive into national anthem culture and recommend the institution of club songs for all Formula 1 teams. Fantasy F1

We dissect the crooked witch hunt (no collusion) that cost Oscar Piastri his maiden podium and why it's good for Canberra Milk. Fantasy F1

We pay tribute to Nyck de Vries and lithium ion batteries and mention Daniel Ricciardo slightly. Fantasy F1

The Royal Air Force wins the Grand Prix of Creamy Old England. Fantasy F1

We exclusively reveal the leaked audio of drivers learning that they've been penalised following the Austrian Grand Prix. Fantasy F1

Helmut Marko gets loose with the Austrians and Ryan Reynolds continues his rivalry with Saudi Arabia over sports team acquisitions. Fantasy F1

Formula 1 drivers should be suspended more often and for more trivial matters. We anoint the new people's champion. Fantasy F1

We reminisce about our days watching Eurosport cutting randomly to advertisements during Le Mans and try to avoid talking about F1. Fantasy F1

The Mercedes car finally hits puberty, while Max Verstappen wins the championship for the third race in a row. Fantasy F1

Michael and Rob are reunited to consider whether the Leclerc cruse or Kennett curse is more significant. Fantasy F1

Rob is joined by a previously cancelled special guest replacing Michael's dodgy Italian wi-fi to discuss cardboard cutouts of contemporary F1 drivers. Fantasy F1

Rocket Rossi gives Otmar Szafnauer a spray because he wasn't working hard enough along the wing. Fantasy F1

Now is the time for the king to take his rightful place, throne, in the hall of fame — sit on his king of throne. Fantasy F1

We refer several F1 broadcasters to Media Watch and steal several new segments from other programs. Fantasy F1

Michael and Rob manage to fill 30 minutes of discussion without interviewing a chatbot and have not been sacked. The parma

No self-respecting Formula 1 fan has ever watched or would ever watch a race, so we talk about holograms of the British royal family and 3AW sound effects instead. Fantasy F1

Michael and Rob dissect the crooked rigged witch hunt covfefe (no collusion) that is the 2008 Brazilian Grand Prix. Fantasy F1

We discover an alarming piece of news from the Australian Grand Prix that you might have missed in a brand-new segment. Fantasy F1

We provide a how-to guide to change the initials DR to OP ahead of this weekend's Australian Grand Prix. (Too soon?) Fantasy F1

Michael and Rob dissect the best conspiracy theories about the TV presenters in Formula 1. Fantasy F1