Hey, Listen! Radio

What happened to Arise? What happened to the Ghost in the Shell theme month? Why is Jackie Chan Cosplaying?! All of these questions, and more, are answered inside our commentary track for the live action adaption of City Hunter! Kick back, and join in! If you aren't too mad at Jumper Cables for canceling the theme month, that is. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

This time on Hyper '90s Zeitgeist Breakdown... It has been many moons, but we're back! Mike and Jumper Cables triumphantly return for a meaty two-hour long discussion on the glory of Peter Townsend's Meteor man, Mike Binder and Damon Wayons' Blank man, and Marvel and Netflix's Luke Cage! Spoilers abound! What does Luke Cage owe to these two superhero classics? Tune in and find out! Other topics include: "Locker room talk,"* Joss Whedon can't write, and liking Friends doesn't make Jumper Cables less black! We triple dog-dare you to think of a '90s hood classic we missed in this episode! Music: Instrumental by Meat Market stickwiththebeat.bandcamp.com/ recessrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dig-deep Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl *This episode was originally recorded in the fall of 2016, but Mike got distracted by Ludacris' music videography. Sorry about that.

In the Hey, Listen! Radio podcast system, the listeners are represented by three separate, yet unequally important hosts. The Oldtaku overlord Jumper Cables, The Game Master Joe-Face Burchett, and Zeitgeist Overseer Boss Pangelina. These... are their stories. *DUN DUN!* Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

Mike and Jumper Cables begin the Ghost in the Shell theme month with a deep dive into the 1995 animated film! It's so good, that starting here may end up biting Jumper Cables dead in the toosh with cybernetic teeth! Also, Mike instigates a conversation about the live action film... insert Jumper Cables scowling here: Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

This episode is something special (and weird) to say the least. Jumper Cables thinks it gets taken over by Mike's need to understand what Joe's brain won't comprehend. But Jumper Cables is a party dude, who wants fun times all the time, so he must be taken with a grain of salt. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

All aboard the kick-ass express! The time has come for a collection of righteous ass beatings— the likes of which have yet to be duplicated! Bloodsport is one of Jumper Cables' favorite films! And if it happens not to be one of yours... all we can say is that YOU ARE NEXT! Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

Gather 'round boys and girls, for an epic tale of wonder, and self-discovery! Behold! The majesty and passion of two lone samurai as they travel through the turmoil-stricken Rokkotsu pass! Witness the tragedy, triumph, and wonder of Anal Carnage-San and Taint-San! Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

This week on NAGP Resurrection, Joe is back! And Mike is asking him the tough questions about the 2017 Game Developer's Conference! Topics include: Indie game overload, Nintendo Switch impressions, Reggie's monstrous members, Joe's ever growing hatred of VR, straight white British neck-beards... and the boys pay a visit to downtown San Francisco's very own Burger King! Enjoy the background ambience, and enjoy! Opening: uc by Lately Kind of Yeah freemusicarchive.org/music/Lately_Kind_of_Yeah/ Closing: Come and Find Me - B Mix by Eric Skiff ericskiff.com/music/ Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

Is this podcast the Meanest?! Is this podcast the Prettiest?! Is this podcast the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?! I can't hear you?! We watched The Last Dragon! And Jumper Cables nearly ruins the episode with constant brain farts. Enjoy a truly unique and remarkable film with us! Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

This week, we geek out over Pokemon Origins... two of us, anyway. One of us is an adult with grown-up concerns and responsibilities, and can't be bothered with childlike whimsy and wonder. That said, the host is a catty boy who can't help but take jabs at his co-hosts while drunk, cause he's mad that his co-host's style on him on a regular basis. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

We finished Btooom! Was it as good as Joe remembered? Did it win Mike over in the end? Insert other ominous question here? Find out next time... on THE OLDTAKU CONNECTION!! Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

Hello I'm my name is drunk and I'm Jumpercables. Me and Mike watched more Btooom! without Joe, 'cause he was off doing god knows what, with god knows who, for god knows what reasons. This is the reason why he'll be the one without a hand when we get off the helicopter. Sorry joe. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

While Pangelina is away, the oldtaku will play. And by play I mean geek out over their respective childhoods via Digimon Movie 2: Children's War Game. It runs long and should be placed in the category of "Special Episode," but fuck it: I'm the host, and I do what I want goddammit!! Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

"And lo!" Sir Jumper of Cables said unto Boss Pangelina, quaking in awe of what he saw. "Behold! He descends from his perch in the heavens to grace us with his radiance. The great light to save us from the dark, and wickedness of the dreaded night. Our great and righteous Joe has returned to us! Great king Joeface stands with us once more!" Also we watched some Chinese cartoon about a real-life bomber man. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

This week, Jumper Cables and Mike offer yet another commentary track instead of your standard episode, due to "host issues." You've ultimately lucked out though, cause Police Story is the business. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

Jumper Cables is late posting this. Jumper Cables is drunk posting this. Jumper Cables is just an all around mess posting this. Jumper Cables did happen to enjoy these episodes, but did Mike? Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

Do not ship Jumper Cables with Michael Pangelina. They are not the canon pairing. Mike x Joeface is fine, but do not pair either of them with Jumper Cables. I'll have you know Jumper Cables was recently married. To whom you might ask? Only one way to find out. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

The Skull Knight is perhaps matched only by All Might for the title of Most bad-ass real-deal big-dick cool-guy hero OG. To say this series needs more of him wouldn't be fair, as everything needs more of him. If he and All Might were to do the fusion dance they would literally become God. Also, we watched more of 2016's Berserk. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl

This week on NAGP Classic... Joe's original description from November 2007: ___ BE WARNED PODCAST CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND VERY SUGGESTIVE TOPICS!!! Hosts: Joe, Lionel, Mike Here are the show notes 1. We talk about what we have been playing 2. The good points of the PS3 3. More metal gear solid talk ___ A lot of interesting speculation about things that oddly haven't been tried much, I don't think. Kojima san did predict the Nosulus Rift, though. There's a pretty good news story about a kid hiring a hitman to kill his parents. —Mike Opening: MindFunked by Rylee Strange www.facebook.com/ryleestrange @ryleestrange ryleestrange.bandcamp.com/ Closing: {Leave it Behind} by dj-skeetskeet-69 dj-skeetskeet-69.newgrounds.com/

Before our heroes can recover from the trauma of last week, they are thrust head first into the new travels of Guts and his blood-thirsty quest for vengeance. Will they survive their journey?! Actually they're just sitting their fat, bald, asses in front of their computers and watching the new series like a couple of weebs. So you know, same as always. Opening: Synthetic Highway by Sub Morphine @sub-morphine Closing: Anime Roku by Squarion facebook.com/Squarion facebook.com/ProjectStick Visit our website for more podcasting goodness! bit.ly/1lISxVl