Beauty And Da Beast Podcast W/ Joey Diaz And Felicia Michaels

Joey responds openly and honestly over a listener's e-mail. What to do when a cop pulls up next to you, as you are doing a line. Friends and the cool people they eventually become. Beware of the drunk Transexual and her ice cream scooper.

What does a child remember most when his family's apartment gets tossed by the cops? If you're Joey Diaz, probably a grandma and her ball of string... Subtext, why the hell is it so important and why do some people make money off of it? And of course, the pros and cons of dancing on a Prostitute's toes.

Joey talks about the bindles hidden in his mother's bra. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club... Unless of course you have a PODCAST! Yes Virginia, sometimes Godfathers take you for an ice cream treat, sometimes they want to put a cap in your ASS! And of course, the tale of the wh*re with the bright idea.

Joey shares the tale of his first ever drug rip off - from his mom. The kids have their first on air hissy fit and GODDAMN IT Ming Melstein, we hope your plying your bait and switch fireworks scheme in HELL!

Who's bright idea was it to let Joey guard the Bar Mitzvah presents? Friends that can't let go, but still have the nerve to want their damn money back. Christ - will someone please give Felicia a cup of joe and an attitude adjustment?

The tale of the notorious Galaxy Towers and Joey's escape clause. Family secrets - why can't Grandma just tell everyone who she banged? Garlic farts, fact or fiction?

What does a cuban egg roll, pop rocks and a woman's monkey have in common? JOEY "COCO" DIAZ!!! This short but crazy episode, could be our most explosive podcast yet.   

Dang, everywhere ya look there's that effing paper trail - thanks a lot internet! Joey lays down the law on social networking etiquette. Just how many rodeos has Felicia been to anyway? What Kardashian would be last on your f*ck buddy list? (Poor Bruce Jenner.) Joey explains why beach weddings and the groom's coke buddies, should never mix. 

Joey looks for an open mic stage while on vacation with the in-laws in Tennessee. Felicia tells the tale of getting her ass kicked in front of her passed out mother. Who da hell is Sticky Charlie and why does his memory still haunt Joey. We are proud to announce that we have received the best e-mail in podcast history and we are eager to share it. And of course, Dr J!

How do you kill a Sunday afternoon? Ya go to a Charles Bronson double feature BITCHES!!! Screw Jason Statham, Joey and Felicia break down the original "Mechanic." Joey reminisces about the guy that got him out of Jersey, in the nick of time. Felicia reveals her most embarrassing television appearance. Taxi drivers, friend or foe? Street thugs versus cross country skier - who's really the A-hole during a blizzard on the mean streets of Jersey?

"Just For Men" hair dye, apparently not just for men. 2nd Moms, you can't live with out them - especially when they help you fence the goods. When a hooker offers you a deal, is it rude to inquire if she's at the beginning of her shift or the end of it? Joey shares the truth of rightfully getting his a** kicked by a little muscle Mary.

If you give a Martian a shovel, will he dig a hole? Is there an Idiots Guide to Tantric Sex? If a guy offers you money to help him into the mob - is it considered a "bringer" crime? Mental disease or mental weakness... What da hell is the difference!?!?!

What exactly do boys do when they form a circle? Joey's best bud reveals all about Joey. If a cl*t freezes, will a tongue get stuck on it? It's the Holiday Show!

Joey tells a tale from Girlfriends past - the one that keeps calling, to reminisce while being tied up for bondage, waiting for her new boyfriend's Viagara to kick in. If a kid mistakenly eats some mushrooms - do you tell the parents, or quietly leave the house before he starts tripping? Guard Dogs and the way they like their burgers. And of course - who farted?

Joey tells the tale of getting busted by the cops, due to messy snow shoes, leaving the scene of a crime. If a woman's monkey does a freeze-on, will her clit write the long over-due letter to it's Dad? Inspiration... Why is it so damn hard to find!?!?

Joey talks about enticing the ladies with chopped up baby aspirin and Anbesol. The Black Friday strategy of shoplifting thoughtful gifts for the ones you hold dearest to you. Some dead dicks are for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, these are the dead dicks that are liked the best...

What do you get your kidnapping victim on the 23rd Anniversary? How to find the best damn pistachio pudding in the prison system and if a man sticks his head inside a woman's vagina - will he finally find the elusive cone of silence?

Felicia talks about not feeling guilt, when one is found guilty as charged. Joey shares his story of seeing Pink Floyd's "The Wall" with Satan. And a sweet can of "whoop ass" is about to get opened, if a certain someone brings her mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving dinner - one more EFFING time!