Critica1 Fail

The party get's a little help from another dwarf with a different way of looking at things. What does "living" mean anyway? And Liam cintinues to have a way with people. Then cover your ears, kids, we meet Shakey.

A little bit of rambling. Charity. And then we start to explore the abandoned mining operation they find themselves deep within. They seem to think it's all downhill from here! ... mwahahahaha etc.

Math is an interesting mystery... sometimes 2X2=4... and sometimes 2x2 is better off just answering 2. Also, I get all 2nd edition on the party with one of the monsters.

The party finishes the climb. Finally! What did the last levels hold? Are they getting a bit paranoid? Is Thordin going to set up a new home? And most importantly... how does Oorith look dressed up as a heavy set half-elf woman?

The party gets a great workout as they play around on the conveyor belt trap! They either get out up the stairs, or down the 200 foot fall...

Traps, Finger tips, scrying spells, beholder goop, doll desecration, just the tip, brewer's supplys, recipes. Basically anything the DM can use to kill the party without relying on those infernal dice!

Liam is sick, and getting sicker, but we are just getting started in the tower! Will jeff murder the team without rolling any dice? He is sure going to try! ... just the tip

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... so are arrows and axes and spells and gloop.

The first room held... treasure! What kind of tower is this? As they press on, things become more dangerous than the simple worry of "how do I carry all this loot?"

This is the beginning session 4! We discuss the "Plot Points" system from DMG, talk a LOT about Thordin's Dwarf brain, and we just barely begin our epic climb up the tower...

I think being down in an underground tunnel full of decay and detritus is a perfect place to encounter ooze! We wrap up session 3 and get ready for session 4 as the party continues to look for a way out of this mountain!

It is a special moment when one receives their first magical item as a DnD player. A moment you are likely to remember for quite some time until you become an entitled little punk who demands magic items all the time! jk.

Who am I? What is the meaning of life? What is a Flumph? At least one of these questions will be answered.

Watching cartoons will never be the same.

Things get even more corpsey for our party as they start to work their way through the cavern they fell into. Thordin finds silver, Oorith an audience, and Liam... a sandwich. Stay off spores. kids!

The DM continues to try to use gravity to smite the party as they travel even deeper into chasm under the mountain. Things get rather corpsey.

After easily avoiding any and every attack the Hag could throw at the party, the DM... er, the Hag decided to detonate a trap in the room and send the party far below the mountain. We pick up as Thordin, Oorith and Liam come to...

This is the start of our third game session! We are moving the party to level 3 and covering what that means. Next episode we start back in to our adventure and find out what happened to them after the inept witch blew up the cave...

In the conclusion of our adventure in the cave beneath Mayor Thomas Brethelton's Hunting Cabin many things are addressed: The rip in Oorith's sack. His balls lying all over the place. The DM's awful rolls. And one vindictive witch.

Still beneath Mayor Thomas Brethelton's Cabin, Liam's love life continues to be a Critica1 Fail. It doesn't seem to bother him so much as it does Thordin. Meanwhile, Oorith's balls roll a 1. Music - Incompetech.com & Fernando Ufret on YouTube.