Synopsis
Join former Metal Hammer podcasters Beez & Stephen Hill for a weekly podcast exploring the world of rock and metal with new episodes every Friday. News, reviews, swearing, honesty and lolz.
Episodes
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Worst Week Ever
28/06/2019 Duration: 01h25minThe TNM team have spent this week finding the 3 worst albums of this year with hilarious results. There's also chat on new Korn, Killswitch Engage, Neck Deep and Alter Bridge, Manowar are being ridiculous, we pick our favorite non-lyrical vocal hooks and Album Club continues the worst week ever theme as we delve in on 2009's abomination from Brokencyde.
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Who WIll Headline Download 2020?
21/06/2019 Duration: 01h26minThe TNM Team discuss next year's Download headliners and new music by Chelsea Wolfe and Bury Tomorrow, there's chat on emotional gigs, reviews on the new albums from Bokassa, Fuming Mouth and The St Pierre Snake Invasion and our Album Club is in praise of Dave Mustaine as we look back at Megadeth's Endgame.
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Download Festival 2019 Review
18/06/2019 Duration: 02h56minEverything you need to know about this year's Download festival!Friday - 0-35 minsSaturday - 36 mins - 1 hour 44 minsSunday - 1 hour 44 mins - end.
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200 Not Out
14/06/2019 Duration: 01h53minIt's a celebration as the TNM Team celebrate 200 episodes by questioning the Jonas Brothers' My Chemical Romance revelation, reviewing the new albums from Baroness, Dinosaur Pile-Up and Perry Farrell and it's Marilyn Manson's first ever appearance on Album Club as we revisit his 1998 opus, Mechanical Animals.
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Download Festival 2019 Preview
08/06/2019 Duration: 02h48minDownload Festival 2019 Preview by That's Not Metal
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Frank Turner Guests
07/06/2019 Duration: 01h33minThe TNM team discuss this week's insane situation between The Armed and Frank Turner, album reviews on the new Motionless In White, Cave In and Heart Of A Coward releases and there's a radius debate about the legacy and impact of Blink 182's Enema Of The State in Album Club.
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The Total Package
24/05/2019 Duration: 01h37minThe TNM team discuss the return of Knocked Loose and Alexisonfire, attempt to name a band for every color on the rainbow, reviews of the new albums from Biffy Clyro, Weatherstate and We Learned Not To Live and Album Club is on Rush's Moving Pictures. Let's just hope Beez can stop sniggering at the word "package".
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Pooper
17/05/2019 Duration: 01h58minThe TNM team discuss everything new in the world of Slipknot, new music from Biffy Clyro, BABYMETAL and Volbeat, there are album reviews on the first Rammstein album in 10 years, Idle Hands and Full Of Hell and our Album Club is on Taking Back Sunday's Tell All Your Friends.
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Air Guitar
10/05/2019 Duration: 01h57minTeam TNM discuss the new Blink182, there's an epic TooWatch for the ages, new albums from Employed To Serve, Spirit Adrift, Defeater and The Wildhearts, an Album Club on Metallica's The Black Album and much, much more on this epic episode. Air guitar at your own will.
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DogSeal
03/05/2019 Duration: 01h16minBeez and Perran discuss metal descending on Glastonbury, there's a deluge of new albums from Amon Amarth, Bad Religion, Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes and Hot Milk, there's in depth talk on who is the most metal character on Game Of Thrones and much, much more.
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Creme Eggs And Clowns
26/04/2019 Duration: 01h31minTNM discuss the insanely dark album from NOFX's Fat Mike, a Japanese punk band that sound like a women's prison riot (Otoboke Beaver) and the return of The Damned Things. There's chat on new Rammstein and Thy Art Is Murder, what's the worst Metallica song, the best beards in rock and our Album Club is on Code Orange's breakthrough opus, I Am King.
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Stapp's Labyrinth
19/04/2019 Duration: 01h38minTeam TNM discuss the most crazy week in which Maynard James Keenan and Guy Fieri appear in the same news story (as do Mary J Blige and Eagles Of Death Metal), there's new music from As I Lay Dying, Bokassa, After The Burial and more, discussion on which band has the biggest gap from their best to worst albums and there's a stellar Album Club on Machine Head's landmark debut album, Burn My Eyes.
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Mandy Crack
12/04/2019 Duration: 01h36minThe TNM team go down memory lane with the Foo Fighters in Album Club, there's reviews on the likes of SeeYouSpaceCowboy, Inter Arma and Andy Black, they ram through this week's news on Nails, Falling In Reverse, Machine Head and Ghostemane and there's all of our usual tomfoolery.
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April Fool Watch; Slipknot, Knocked Loose, Pup, Periphery and more
05/04/2019 Duration: 01h43minThis week's That's Not Metal has a world class Album Club on Slipknot's Volume 3, there's the sad news of Ozzy's illness, Knocked Loose's surprise EP, reviews on the new PUP, Periphery and Show Me The Body and just what made Tool fans lose their cool on April 1st? It's all in this week's TNM, powered by uDiscover.
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The People's Evanescence
29/03/2019 Duration: 02h07minRammstein return, Devin Townsend makes an album for $170,000 of his own money, there's new albums from Brutus, Whitechapel and I Prevail, discussion on why rock is better for female musicians than ever before an Album Club on Incubus and who does Ryan describe as "the people's Evanescence"? It's all going on in the new episode of TNM, powered by uDiscover!
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Thongripper
22/03/2019 Duration: 01h37minThe TNM gang discuss Chris Fehn leaving Slipknot and the following implications for the band, our hopes for Metallica reviving their S&M project, is Motley Crue's Like A Virgin the worst rock cover ever, Amon Amarth return and there's look at some of our favorite new albums from the Satanic doo wop of Twin Temple through Celtic black metallers Saor and beyond.
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Complete Asshole
15/03/2019 Duration: 01h35minJoin the TNM gang as there's chat on Slipknot's in-band problems, new Baroness and Jamie Lenman, what is the most British song in rock and metal history, who would be in the TNM Big Brother house, reviews of the new albums from Venom Prison, Angel Du$t and Blakq Audio and our Album Club comes on Motley Crue's 1989 classic, Dr Feelgood. This week's TNM is dedicated to the memory of Wyatt Ballard (1996-2019).
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It Was All A Meme
01/03/2019 Duration: 01h17minIt's a massive week of album reviews as we discuss the new releases from Weezer, While She Sleeps and Lamb Of God's Mark Morton, there's big Slipknot news, a new Deafheaven track, new Download Festival additions, chat on what the most metal names from non-metal bands and our Album Club comes on Chimaira's Impossibility Of Reason.
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The Filth And The Fronz
22/02/2019 Duration: 01h36minThe TNM Crew discuss new music from Devin Townsend and The Damned Things, the trailer for Motley Crue's The Dirt, there's album reviews on the new Blood Youth, Attila and Candlemass, which songs would you ban and there's a killer Album Club on Cradle Of FIlth's almighty Midian.