The Tom Barnard Show

We've reached a technological milestone in the realm of the paranormal.  In the past, the only thing that you saw was what the editor didn't leave on the cutting room floor.  People often feel like this can be misleading.  Well prepare to be non-misled by Jay, who's going to stream a week straight from the Conjuring House.  If something happens, you'll see it. Website: https://thedarkzone.tv/Tickets- https://live.thedarkzone.tv/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

30 years ago, it was nearly unheard of for a TV show to last more than 22 minutes. Today, they're basically all 44.  But what if you're in the car, on a bus, or if you just don't have an hour blocked out for TV?  That's when you go the opposite direction.  Quibi is made for quick bouts of entertainment, and Brian and Adam are made for Quibi.  To be more specific, they directed the episode Gray Cloud Island on 50 States of Fright.  And it takes place in Minnesota, which makes it better.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who says we hate all politicians?  I mean, aside from Tom.  But he doesn't mean it.  Case in point: today's guest, Steve Simon, Minnesota Secretary of State.  Also Kristyn Burtt, well-known Jesse Ventura cabinet member.  Or whatever.  Close enough.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Costaki's back and, like the rest of us, is desperate for something to talk about.  Unlike the rest of us, that's actually a good thing.  Desperation often breeds comedy.  And speaking of breeding...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The number one fear of every parent is that they're going to ruin their child somehow.  Don't quote us on that, but it's probably pretty close to the truth.  Well good news, Lindsay says you won't.  In fact, you can't.  Some exceptions may apply.  Having sex with your adult grandson, for example, is liable to cause some damage. You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids: A Judgment-Free Guide to Stress-Free Parenting - amzn.to/2SBIQe6See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 250th episode Charlie Brown! We couldn't have got to this point without you, the listeners, so in part 1 I decided to focus on one listener in particular who was also kind of featured last week. Featuring: Mike From BlaineSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In these bleak times, you need to find a way to smile. Laugh with us and shake all the bad juju off of ya. Seaton Smith knows how to make you laugh and Steve Perry will give you all the warm and fuzzies you need to get you through this pandemic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Doug are joined in studio by Mick Sterling who has been a band leader in the Twin Cities for 40 years. In addition, for the past 11 years he has headed the 30 days Foundation which helps people in need by covering utility bills, car repairs etc in an effort to help working people stay out of what can be a downward spiral. To learn more about the foundation, https://www.the30-daysfoundation.org/about-us With everyone tired of talking about Covid 19, Tom, Doug and Mick talk music both local and national. Minneapolis is an amazingly small town and even though we've never formally met, it turns out we were at many of the same parties and concerts. Most don't know that James Brown played at the Cabooze on the west bank in the late 70's. Doug and Mick were at the show.Tune in next week when we interview Tesla driving Republican Minnesota House of Representative, Pat Garofolo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choi

It's a brave new world where you can watch Brave New World wherever you want.  Whether you're on a plane, on a train, or in an automobile, you can watch Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.  And if Elon's dreams come true, you'll be able to watch The Martian on Mars soon.  How can theaters compete with that?  Seriously.  If you know the answer, you'll be a billionaire, because nobody else does.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's generally considered impolite to ask someone's number.  That goes for phone, weight, or age.  Humans like to keep their numbers secret, apparently.  That doesn't mean you can't have a goal number.  The easiest one would be weight.  You can have a goal age if you want, but it's kind of a one way deal, so aim high.  Either way, eating better is going to help you. Mind over Weight: Curb Cravings, Find Motivation, and Hit Your Number in 7 Simple Steps - amzn.to/3aRArcSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The phrase "most terrifying incident in a submarine" is somewhat redundant, because every second in a submarine is terrifying.  Even when nothing is happening.  Getting depth charged by the Russians certainly doesn't help.  W. Craig Reed, AKA Bill, experienced both of these things and lived.  I guess it takes a certain type. Spies of the Deep: The Untold Truth About the Most Terrifying Incident in Submarine Naval History and How Putin Used The Tragedy To Ignite a New Cold War - amzn.to/2KL8I2USee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you heard the one about the sweaty Jew and the Italian astronaut?  Well you're about to.  Alan has been writing jokes for over 40 years, and Mike was in NASA for almost 20.  Both stand-up comedy and going to space have a way of taking their toll, which might be why neither does either any more.  They both, however, write books.  Much less taxing. Laugh Lines: My Life Helping Funny People Be Funnier - amzn.to/2W9Wh6b Spaceman: The True Story of a Young Boy's Journey to Becoming an Astronaut - amzn.to/3bMNKfUSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America's gone tribal, and not just in the obvious way.  We're all getting tattoos, doing fearsome war dances, and staying away from outsiders.  Is this what they meant by "the new normal"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No, he's not a character from a series of spy novels.  No, he's not Fred Flintstone's neighbor.  He's The Deal Guy, and given that it's nearly impossible to buy even basic necessities in some places his wisdom is needed more than ever.  Especially for avoiding scammy fake deal sites, which is almost all of them.  It's been said since the invention of trade: if it's too good to be true, it probably isn't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode has a couple great long form interviews that have occurred on the podcast, and what's a long form interview without Mike from Blaine? Featuring: Dave Fulton, Clyde PhillipsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We know you miss sports, live music and gatherings alike. We will fix that guilty pleasure with some favorite past guests. In honor of Draft Day, we revisit with the Sklar Brothers talking football and so much moreSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Doug are joined by the wizard of the ST. Paul Saints, Mike Veeck. It's a show all about baseball and a welcome respite from Covid 19. Mike is a 3rd generation baseball owner and regales us with some of the worst failures of his marketing career including but not limited to getting thrown out of pro ball for 10 years after blowing up a pile of disco records at Comisky stadium. He talks about donating Saints marketing funds to local businesses during the crisis. Then we take a trip into baseball history talking about how is father signed both Satchel Paige and Larry Doby (first black player in the American league) to pro contracts. Mike is a great story teller and his skills are on full display here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Entertainment is subject to fads just like fashion.  The sitcom, for example, is no longer in fashion.  Soaps are really not in fashion.  For some reason, dysfunctional families and sad children are super hot, so if you ever want to feel bad, you have your choice of drug.  Or you could watch old movies and marvel at what's changed, as well as what hasn't.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

51 years ago, two women were found dead along the Garden State parkway in New Jersey.  The crime was never solved.  It doesn't help that there was a glut of serial killers at the time, many of whom were geographically connected.  Was it one of them?  Was it a heretofore unknown serial killer?  Or was it just some lunatic?  Maybe it's time to find out.  By reading Christian's book. Book- amzn.to/2zlDWeFSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are a lot of crappy hotels.  Really, there are a lot of crappy everything.  Underground wiring.  Neighborhoods.  Entire states.  That's why it's important to update.  It's hard work, but it works.  That's why they call it work.  Well, maybe not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.