The Tom Barnard Show

Want some treasure? Well, go find it. We're not gonna give you any. Once you've found your treasure, make sure you're legally allowed to keep it. Or be like a pirate and hide it, surreptitiously trading rubies for sailcloth. Or maybe something other than sailcloth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Another celebrity has killed themselves. This time it's Anthony Bourdain. This is why, as Dean would say, it's important to tell your friends you love them. Philip would disagree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Philip was an athlete in an era when the gender lines were much clearer, a fact which he appreciates. Seaton, on the other hand, has been pinned by at least a handful of women, and not in the good way. From a certain perspective, the All in the Family theme had a point.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some people just have good lives. You may be familiar with a few. Other people make themselves sick just for the attention. One could surmise that their lives aren't so great. It's a complex phenomenon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Robin Williams and some horrible woman are both dead. Robin's legacy will probably endure for longer, especially since people like Dave are writing about him. On an unrelated topic, what do you think about mandatory minimums? Kevin doesn't like them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate Spade got everyone talking about suicide for the week, so we continue that trend. We try to cheer everyone up with the world song in the world, and when that doesn't work we try the topic of small business failure. All great ideas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

People these days are so boorish. They don't thank you for opening doors, they don't apologize, and they shoot you. Depending on where you live, the shooting thing might not be quite as prevalent as the other two. Still, learn some respect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are a lot of ways to shorten your lifespan. Smoking, drinking, all that kind of stuff. Herpes won't, but you still don't want it. As you probably guessed, this is a cheery episode.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Harold Ramis - gone but not forgotten. Violet is his daughter, so you'd hope she wouldn't forget. In fact, she wrote a book called Ghostbuster's Daughter. While that's on its way, pour yourself a spoon of cocaine and waste ten years of your life listening to us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you want a lot of muscle, you'll need to make some sacrifices. Flexibility, lifespan, ability to breathe properly. That kind of thing. Bob personally prefers you don't make the exchange.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Martha Haney took an axe, and gave Rod something to write a book on. Why does a woman behead her mother in law? We'll probably never know. If anyone can figure it out, it'll be Rod. It's a family tradition.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The mob is an oft-romanticized organization. That doesn't mean it's a good thing. For example, imagine trying to be a father while also dodging hits and feds. John Gotti Jr. did imagine it and decided it wasn't for him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is this a time of change for you? It's not a time of change for the news since they seem to have their schtick down, but for the rest of us we have to try to make change a good thing rather than bad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time to get some sleep. Wait, not now. Do it after the podcast is over. Also, don't use Ambien to do it unless you can lock yourself in an empty room.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're all sea dogs today, owing to Adrift and some other sea-related stuff. Nobody seems too excited about the prospect.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Looks like the Best Of is stuck in summer school again, but snuck in some great clips to help pass the time.  Clips Featuring: Butch Patrick, Dr Joseph Alton, Paul MecurioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Uber is great, unless you get shot. Then it's not so great. If you do get shot and manage to survive, head over to Sue and get some EMDR to make sure you don't end up with PTSD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ian, worried about Melania, calls in to see if we know where she is. We don't, and the news is boring, so instead it's an hour of Trump and his latest shenanigans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trump has decided to fix our crowded prison system one person at a time, starting with Dinesh D'Souza and that other guy. Meanwhile India is the land of good spellers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The world sometimes has doom. Sears, for example, is experiencing some doom. But sometimes there's bloom. Dogs are nice. So is learning how to prevent someone from dying in an emergency. Dr. Alton can help you with that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.