Zero Blog Thirty

Four Rounds in the magazine ... ROUND 1: If you’re active duty, has big brother been spying on your social media accounts?! Do they know you said something a liiiittle sexist back in 2011 or that you’ve been active on the r/LongBoobs reddit?!? ROUND 2: Crickets for Biden? And no we’re not talking about a new White House family pet … ROUND 3: Ah, Port o potty art, specifically of the phallic sort, a rare bastion of self expression in the military, and we’ve got the story of a veteran & artist who’s turning that medium into a living ROUND 4: BADASS OF THE WEEKYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Four Rounds in the Magazine! Round 1: We've got beach bod tips from the arctic! Round 2: Pre-Boot Camp Boot Camp? Huh??? Round 3: Birth control glasses for all! Round 4: Some new night vision goggles + a related bonus idea from ConsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

FOUR ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE! Round 1: Time to update the Annual Training for OPSEC. Some boot at a power plant got phished like he was the subject of an Ernest Hemingway novel! Round 2: That Checks Out: anti-vaxxers are back at it again but this time in a way that no one would expect Round 3: Commanders, update your safety brief if youre traveling to russia. A little casual nuclear reactor vodka is on the way. Round 4: A beautiful beluga whale is possibly the first ever whale refugee after it swam to norway from Russia.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

WE HAVE FOUR ROUNDS IN THE MAGAZINE! Round 1: French Pilot gets tied to a post while fighter pilots fired around him just for some good ol' hazing and goofin' Round 2: Bartender goes full ass Karen on some soldiers over a fake ID that was in fact very real. Rough N' Rowdy in the future?! Round 3: Chaps interviews a Bee Keeper in a new series that highlights non-military jobs that are also pretty darn dangerous! Round 4: Must Watch! Round Table Discussion from the early 90s - Active Duty vs. Reporters talking about War Reporting!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Time to update the safety brief. DO NOT EAT RAW ROTTEN MEAT SO THAT YOU GET HIGH FROM RAW MEAT ROTTEN MEAT Round 2: A persnickety bride left her would-be husband at the altar for a reason all soldiers would find very unfair. Round 3: An Army recruit is in hot water and the brig after a grand theft auto-inspired morning where he hijacked a bus filled with children while armed…. Round 4: Between Jeopardy and talking to Sebastian Junger this week, Ive been thinking about living in a movie. Which movie? Well, you'll have to wait for round 4!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Good initiative/ Bad Judgment strikes again but this time involving some beloved McDonalds hamburgers. Round 2: Kate’s diet has been the topic of conversation lately. Her choice might wanna make you die a little bit which leads us to the story for round number 2! Round 3: Our British friends might be able to hug each other again. Neat! Round 4: Bin Laden has been dead as a doornail for 10 years. The new article in Politco made me drop my jawYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Kate is back (at least for this episode). She’s still on leave but we are learning how her significant other can help her via a book for military spouses. It’s something special. There’s no doubt about that. Round 2: Each unit has a motivator whose job it is to get the people going. One Army specialist did not fail his task this week. Round 3: An army major was drugged and bitten at a Polish strip club and apparently thats a problem for the soft ass military smh. Round 4: livin in a cave for 40 days? French HARDDOOOOOS!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Today, on a loaded show, we have 5 rounds in the magazine: Round 1: We have a big ole beef with Joe Biden. Round 2: Astronauts are back at it again with their demands for fancy boy frenchie food and the softies in charge let them have a little luxury in space. Sad Round 3: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that the DoD is back at it again with their weirdo ways of promoting sexual assault prevention. Round 4: Talkin jobs for when you get out. Round 5: The Russians are attacking Lithuania and arent holding back.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

No Rounds today, it's just your standard "Hey who would my NFL team take in the draft if they needed military equipment or personnel?" type of show. You know. The usual!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: The life of a farmer in Wales makes all of us look like big ole pussies! Round 2: The Air Force is not gonna let folks have beards because they are big ole sticks in the mud. Round 3: A helicopter took flight on Mars according to reports. I have some serious doubts. Round 4: A woman has shot breast milk out of her armpit. More like armtit if you ask meYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1: Yeah. It’s time to admit it. I’m jealous of Air Force Pilots. Round 2: Navy officer gets disciplined for acting like a navy officer and thumbing his nose at the lowly enlisted vagabonds. Round 3: Love is in the air. I have unearthed a treasure trove of beautiful, beautiful letters from the front lines of a non-disclosed combat tour. It’s not soft to get hard about your love Round 4: An Army Staff Sergeant Captain was caught on tape bullying the shit out of a smaller fella. He went from neighborhood captain america to the Gob Bluth “I’ve made a huge mistake” meme in an instant that involved over 2 million views just on twitter. Round 5: The Macarena is basically a song about Jodie..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (12:44:76): Wrong or Right? We are gonna see if the actions of one husband are punishable under the UCMJ. Round 2 (22:39:33): That burnt up ship with the Frenchy Name is getting decommissioned. Sad. Round 3 (28:32:94): Fuck around and find out. India sent the strongest of messages to tourists caught breaking coronavirus rules. Death? Possibly worse. Round 4 (42:32:97): Cons sat down with Navy Seal, Chris Pellitier, who took an unconventional path to the Navy and an even more unconventional path after. Spoiler: he didn’t write a book.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Big Cat joins us to co-host and answer your military questions. We play "military or not" for inventions, get his favorite military movies, and have him place the branches on Mt Rushmore, sorry Air Force!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (10:49:53): Cons got engaged recently and I’d bet responsibly on the Barstool Sports Book that, unlike a lovely couple from New York, he’s not gonna try to sail on the open seas until he join ISIS. Round 2 (19:09:35): You’ll never guess how many dicks a baby in Iraq has! Round 3 (28:36:83): I can’t tell you what round 3 is but let me just say, this story is the most hubris I’ve ever seen in print. Ever. Round 4 (35:12:41): There’s certain animals you cannot admit that you’ve been attacked by. A fella down under didn’t abide by that rule so now I’m gonna make fun of him for about 7 minutes. Round 5 (39:12:54): Update the safety brief. Some fellas- once again down under - were doin a little sex goofin but things went a little awry with a machete as they are prone to do..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

We welcomed on our boss and the Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini. She talked about how she views leadership, what she has seen interviewing military veterans, and general advice for all job seekers. It is a great interview, and a great episode as we approach the summer season where MANY of our active duty listeners will be transitioning out of the military!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (06:21:19:: There was trouble on the high seas but it wasn’t because of our beloved Navy/Coast Guard. Many people are saying it was your daddy that caused the Evergreen to get stuck but it could have been our mummies! Round 2 (19:11:97): On Friday’s show, we told you about a delusional old fuck who pulled weapons on National Guard Members so that they couldnt transport the COVID vaccine. Now, some fellas in Maine went basically the entire other direction. Round 3 (24:39:40): The military should use a method taken advantage of by a mechanic shop in Georgia when they paid a shitbag employee in pennies. Round 4 (30:01:51): Ask ZBT! Round 5 (40:02:38): 76 years ago this week, the Marines defeated the Japanese on Iwo. In a new ZBT tradition, we’re gonna hear from the last living Marine awarded the Medal of Honor during WW2..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

ROUND 1 (11:15:90): Guard Troops ambushed in Texas, held at gunpoint ROUND 2 (27:27:85): Not since the Axis powers have we seen such an unholy alliance as what is coming from the Pepsi and Peeps factories. This is an abomination to the Lord on EASTER no less!!! ROUND 3 (36:43:42): Like a longtime boyfriend who can’t take the next step, President Biden refuses to commit….to leaving Afghanistan by May 1st -YouTube live cut right here- ROUND 4 (45:53:39): Hand salute. Ready TO freak out because VP Harris failed to salute the Marines before boarding Air Force Two and people were wildly offended but ARE NOT SNOW FLAKES! ROUND 5 (55:28:34): It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission especially in the world of memes. The DoD wanted to go full blown Vindog on some Russian hackers but it took 22 days to launch the first meme and it wasnt even a live action meme or a targeted meme..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Musi

Round 1 (10:03:06): Kate has officially given birth so she’s gonna be out for a while. Fret not because now that shes not here, we can talk about dicks more and thats EXACTLY what we are gonna do! Round 2 (19:47:43): It’s once again time to update the safety brief. A father in San Diego is arrested after bringing his two year old daughter into the elephant area and nearly getting his shit caved in. Round 3 (33:00:51): The Green Berets are being sent on a new mission to take on some pieces of shit who were recently given the terrorist designation and they big time deserve to be treated like Rocko in Boondock Saints. “We should kill everyone.” Round 4 (44:07:58): We hated the events of January 6th as much as anyone. A Marine turned congressman has some ideas for those veterans that were involved with storming the capitol..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Round 1 (10:59:45): It’s always cocktail szn Mar-a-Lago but one disgruntled veteran tossed some smoke bomb cocktails at the resort because they were upset about the stimulus checks????? Round 2 (17:04:28): Snake it until you make it they said. Don’t be a dirty little rat they said. They didn’t say anything about dropping 2k mice from a plane to eat snakes though. Wonder why. Round 3 (28:42:22): The Army is trying to become the Air Force. Cons has some explaining to do if he’s not in a food coma after eating at a warrior restaurant. Round 4 (44:23:18): I fucking hate DFAS Round 5 (50:25:56): "I wish a mother fucker would” makes its return to the podcast because an Army Ranger stopped a shotgun carrying thief during a casual Sunday brunch. Round 6 (58:52:37): I sat down with a navy doctor who was on the ground for the bloodiest battle in the Iraq war. Dr. Wilkes tells me about what it was like for him and why he wrote Code Red Fallujah..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify

ROUND 1 (16:05:78): Looks like the Arrive Alive card needs to go international after a drunk Ukrainian Air Force officer smashed his Volkswagen into a MiG-29 fighter ROUND 2 (25:39:85): Veteran lived in a concessions stand for 3 years at Philly’s Veterans Stadium and no,,, it wasn’t Kate ROUND 3 (35:47:52): 4 soldiers shoveled 1.6 million pounds of sand to build a HESCO barrier fortress, and they weren’t in trouble or something, they did it on their own free will??? ROUND 4 (44:42:96): Dictionary.com just added 600 new words to the English language vocabulary. Kate has a test for the guys on the newest crop in their military category. ROUND 5 (51:47:11): A retired 2-Star General opens up about mental health issues that ended his career.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30