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Junior gets promoted - Power Thirst - General tomfoolery, douche-baggery, and Shenanigans.206 973 FYOU (3968)Puckertime@gmail.com

We get a visit from some of Juniors buddies.206 973 FYOU

L. Ron Hoover and the First Church of Appliantology

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A former flame of Ted Bundy joins us

And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and his neighbors, saying unto them, Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost.

It's all in here - probably some of the raunchiest (and funniest) toilet stories we have ever told.