Synopsis
Two dudes enjoying life and discussing pop culture, sports, politics and stupid people. Always with a drink in our hands.
Episodes
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The Weakest Man in America, Independence Day: Mediocre and Texas Forever Motherf*ckers!
29/06/2016 Duration: 45minSend us a textWe hit double digits and discuss our love for memes, specifically those mocking the weakest man in America, the Brexit situation and whether Texas should follow suit, do our best to dissect the Independence Day sequel, and give a lecture on movie theater etiquette. Plus take a lot of drinks.
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The Gators Strike Back and Thank God We Don't Live in Philly
22/06/2016 Duration: 39minSend us a textWe discuss the gator attack in Orlando capping off a banner week for them, Philly's plan to rob citizens of their God given right to ingest copious amounts of sugar, and other ramblings from our drunken minds.
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Everyone and Their Mother is a Gun Expert Until the Next Story Comes Along
15/06/2016 Duration: 56minSend us a textWe jump on the bandwagon and discuss gun safety, as well as America's short attention span when it comes to news stories and their narcissistic need to make every tragedy about them. Also, Dustin spent the weekend at the ATX Festival in Austin and potentially got us our first celebrity fan.
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That Stupid Gorilla, What to Do When You're in Nashville, and the Greatest Bad TV Show Ever
08/06/2016 Duration: 46minSend us a textWe discuss the controversial gorilla shooting at the zoo, make suggestions for things to do around Nashville, and share our discovery of the greatest bad TV show in history.
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Trump, Liberty and Lots of Whiskey
01/06/2016 Duration: 51minSend us a textOn a very special political episode, we discuss why Donald Trump has been so successful, make our case for Libertarianism, and get decently drunk in the process.
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Porn is the New Crossfit and Our Bizarre Purge Fantasies
25/05/2016 Duration: 39minSend us a textWe discuss Pornhub's bangin new fitness app and go down a million rabbit trails including our ideas for dealing with the purge, Diet Snapple, and that time Dustin had a stalker.
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George Zimmerman is a Dick, We Fail at Using Large Words, and Self-Service Eats
17/05/2016 Duration: 43minSend us a textWe discuss George Zimmerman's ongoing quest to be the king of douches, what fast food establishments are doing to fight the minimum wage hike, FINALLY find a drinking game that works, and probably make our English teachers want to disown us.
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MILFs, GILFs and Civil War
10/05/2016 Duration: 46minSend us a textWe give a special Mother's Day shout out to our favorite MILFS (plus a very special GILF), discuss the Uber/Lyft mess going on in Texas, and proudly welcome Captain America to Team Libertarian. WARNING: While we generally avoid spoilers, we do discuss Captain America: Civil War in this episode, so if you haven't seen it and want to go in blind, proceed with caution.
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Boycotts are Dumb, Target is Dumber, Remaking Jumanji is Dumbest
03/05/2016 Duration: 48minSend us a textWe discuss the Target bathroom kerfuffle, bemoan the remaking of a childhood favorite, and fail epically at our first attempt at a drinking game.
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Harriet Tubman Takes Over and Why Having Babies is Stupid
26/04/2016 Duration: 44minSend us a textWe name our inaugural Dumbasses of the Week, contemplate Harriet Tubman's $20 bill takeover, discuss why having babies is stupid, and recommend some great and not great movies on Netflix.