Lost At Home Podcast

Coming to you from the past, Scott and Jer are ready to take you to the future as Lost At Home gets lost in the year 2525. With a focus on futurology, the boys dig into stories about a man from the year 6000, social workplace robots and uncover why we will someday be bowing down to crayfish overlords. They also take a real shallow look at deepfakes, so take a ride to the future and get Lost!

Scott and Jer start with a legislative follow up to let you know where your hard-earned tax dollars are going: to thoughts and prayers and banning porn. In Web Droppings 2.0, Facebook gets creepy, a mom and son sex ring has trouble staying under the radar, Putin asks citizens to name Russian Nukes (Boaty McBoatface?) a woman tries to poison her doppelganger and some surveys uncover how dumb some Americans are. What kind of wacky ideas will the gents from Lost At Home come up with given all that fodder? Tune in to find out and get Lost!

What kind of ideas will Scott and Jer come up with given topics like unmanned soldiers, social engineering on Netflix, inept legislators, Mountain Dew and vibrators that order pizza? Find out over the course of the next hour and Get Lost!

It’s a little bit of a format shakeup post-200 as Scott and Jer try something new, yet the same. Lost At Home still has the news that fell through the cracks, like zombie deer, vaginal wasp treatments, Iranian lizard spies and Andrew W.K., but now they have a goal: by the time the stories are done, come out the other end with some kind of movie/book/TV/song idea...so essentially it’s exactly the same show. Get Lost!

Eli Craig, the genius behind Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil and Little Evil, phones in to get his brain picked by Scott and Jer. From Ghostbusters to Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil 2, we dig into the recesses of the mind of the horror-comedy writer/director. A lot of great horror geekness follows, so Get Lost!

We did it! We hit our bicentennial and boy howdy do we here at Lost At Home have a mediocre celebration planned! Scott and Jer pull some oldies from the vault, including the first ever aired pre-Scott episode and Scott's very FIRST episode ever (and the name change to Lost At Home). You won't learn anything new here but strap on on your history strapon and get ready to catch Plow Fever with the crew. Get Lost!

Every podcast does it eventually: the dreaded .5 episode, which translates to "we didn't get our s#$t together and couldn't record a normal episode, so have this trash instead." Luckily, Scott and Jer were able to pull some good stuff out of the trash for you all as they complete work on episode 200. So enjoy Meet the Northrups episodes 3 and 4 and get Lost!

Lost At Home Podcast is about to hit episode 200, but before it does Scott and Jer get up to some monkey business in a primate-themed Web Droppings. What do monkeys have to do with prostitution, Chris Brown, catapults and herpes? Listen in and find out. To round out the show, some tech updates include drinking and droning in New Jersey and robot strippers. And last but not least, our good friends MIDWAVE have a new album out and we have the pleasure of airing a new track to end the show. Get Lost!

To start this week off at Lost At Home, Scott and Jer offer an update to their predictions, this one care of Von Braun as it relates to space! In Web Droppings, learn how to spam a spammer, take a visit to Mike Tyson’s weed ranch, 3D print your death, plug in to a telepathic computer and whiten your penis. It’s time to Get Lost!

Happy 2018, we’re all going to die! Scott and Jer start off with some bleak Nostradamus predictions for 2018 before setting your minds at ease by pointing out how bad some predictions can be by revisiting some grossly inaccurate predictions from years’ past. In Web Droppings, New Zealanders build a sand bar, people keep uploading Hamilton to Pornhub and the Nigerian prince is actually from Louisiana. Get Lost!

Jer is so sick of the holidays that he actually got sick for the holiday, so this week Lost At Home pulls one from the vault from nearly 50 episodes ago to give you all a sneak peek/reminder of what kind of special fun is to come for our next special episode, 200. Enjoy this blast from the past when Scott and Jer were 40-something episodes younger. Get Lost!

It’s the final holiday-themed show of the year and Scott and Jer pick back up on the old Puritan war on Christmas from the 1600s while Santa Claus pops by to say hello. We find out neat things about ol’ St. Nick, like how he doesn’t like poor people and has a crippling addiction to “snow.” In Web Droppings, the infant circumcision trainer makes another appearance, a half-naked Jesus stops traffic and Bruce Bruce and another special friend of the show stop by to talk Christmas in Australia. Get Lost!

Lost At Home digs into more holiday horror as Scott and Jer dive into the legends of Austrian witches, Norwegian gnomes, Icelandic cats, French cannibals, freestyling zombie horses and incontinent logs. Get Lost!

Lost At Home gives back this holiday season with our first annual Cash 4 A Cause! Then, Jer shares a list of gifts to give people you hate, upside down Christmas trees are all the rage, China makes electric boats to ship coal, a Michigan Attorney General candidate finds a way to combat sexual assault issues in politics, Jesus hides a message in his ass and Lost At Home gets lost in Massachusetts! Get Lost!

In an effort by Lost At Home Podcast to make every holiday as Halloween-ey (haha...weenie) as possible, Scott and Jer dig into the legends of Krampus just in time for the winter holiday season. Get some background on the best damn seasonal demon on this here flat Earth. Keeping with the upbeat theme for the holiday of cheer, the show ends talking about various Internet suicide cults. Merry Holidays meatbags. Watch out for demons, cry yourself to sleep and get Lost!

The true story of Thanksgiving is told in epic fashion by Scott this week on the Lost At Home Podcast. Rediscover the wonder behind this magical holiday, from the werewolves, C.H.U.D settlers and native zombies to the traditional meal of smoked werewolf meat, lollipops and garden wasps. In Web Droppings, Scott and Jer dig into rentable friends and family and the Church of AI. And a new segment arrives, where Lost At Home digs into a bizarre story from a different state each week. Week 1: Kentucky’s Cocaine Bear. Get Lost!

Boaty McBoatface sails across the flat Earth this week on Lost At Home Podcast as Scott and Jer dig into the boat name that won’t die and the Flat Earth Conference. Get Lost!

Things get medical in the first batch of stories, aptly titled WebMD Droppings, with Wolverine wannabes, human flesh blowup dolls and cucumber douches. In Web Droppings proper, a haunted highschool, chainsaw suicide, dickless robbers and unwanted stripper grams flesh out the show. Get Lost!

Halloween Month is over at Lost At Home Podcast, so Scott and Jer get back to standard form, with all the tangents and obscure, unrelated Web Droppings. What news fell through the cracks while Halloween Month was taking all the glory? KFC is winning at social media and nail polish, giant robots battle, a 91-hour boner has negative consequences, iceberg mansions create problems across the pond and crab fashion shows are as adorable as they sound. Get Lost!

It’s the final Halloween Month episode and Scott and Jer make it special by doing nothing different. Maybe it’s because they’re lazy or maybe it’s because there are just too many good stories to get to in this oversized, 90-minute episode. Clowns get free Whoppers? Well isn’t that a “meaty” little story. Want to buy an alien ranch? What a “stellar” idea! Parents want to name their kid Lucifer? Well, that’s a “hell” of a name. A woman who sweats blood?! I bet she is so “vein.” Dancing with the dead spreads the plague? I guess it’s ok to have some bubonic with your Technotronic (younger than 35? Look them up). And when you die, you might not be dead!?! [insert stupid pun here]. Get Lost!