Lost At Home Podcast

First up this week, Jer puts Scott’s knowledge of silly championship games to the test. Is competitive baby crying really a thing? Next up, Lost At Home digs into the wonder of oral AI. In Web Droppings, Americans don’t understand numbers and a man ball explodes. Get Lost!

Scott is back from NOLA and the boys are ready to have their first standard Web Droppings show in a while. A theater frightens kids that came to view Detective Pikachu, and the frights weren’t due to the terrifying CGI of Detective Pikachu; A statistician has crunched some numbers on erotic manga; a manatee orgy stops traffic; and a YouTube channel has been streaming AI-generated death metal for nearly two months straight. Get Lost!

It’s all rapid fire this week as Scott and Jer catch up on some quick tidbits including reasons to not spoil Avengers: Endgame, Facebook being a bastion for dead people, vampire facial updates and an official protocol for the Navy to report UFOs. Also, Sonic Jalopy provides a sexy remix of a bird song that has been FLYING up the charts in the UK...*cough*...F*$k you, I stand behind that joke. Get Lost!

Lost At Home is filled to the brim with special guests this week! First, our good friend Sara makes a court-mandated appearance to give us a fresh new voice as we talk about Kid Rock and banned wagers on Jeopardy. Then Bruce Bruce and his new lady friend Piranhica pop in to chat about Australia’s plan to start a full-blown cat genocide. They also make Lost At Home Podcast history. Get Lost!

It's (about) the halfway point to Halloween, so Lost At Home ratchets up the creepy with a series of spooky, gross and downright strange news droppings. Alligator-eating giant sea bugs, bees that feed off tears, too many tarantulas, preserved haunted human tissue and a global search for witch bottles. Get Lost! 

Sex outside marriage is finally legal in Utah. A man loses weight by only drinking beer. Mother nature doles out proper justice for poachers. Space Jam 2 runs into casting problems. Angry White Male Studies is a real college course. You can do yoga with lemurs and it won’t make you gay. And Texas wants the death penalty for women who have an abortion. And Buzz Aldrin’s shit is still on the moon. Get Lost!

It’s the second Prime Quadruplet episode, which has no impact on the show. But Scott and Jer do a not-so-rapid Rapid Fire to chat about Grindr’s security risk status, a fix for climate change, mosquitos’ hate for EDM, beer fights, Alex Jones and a hit to the Kentucky beastiality industry. In Web Droppings, a Garfield phone mystery is solved, an ingenious plan to make money from cold calls emerges, the transgender community plots a new species and discrimination by exorcism is a thing...at a Hampton in Kentucky anyway. Get Lost!

This week we celebrate a friend of the show and film (and horror) legend we recently lost. Larry Cohen brought us amazing movies for decades, all of which were truly unique and always carried important social messages that resonate to this day. We were fortunate enough to interview Larry in 2016 and were blown away with his stories about brainstorming with Hitchcock and what it feels like to have John Wayne throw your script into the ocean. Enjoy this episode from the vault. If you want to know more about Larry, the documentary King Cohen is currently on Shudder and comes highly recommended. We will be back with a standard show next week.

Rapid Fire starts this episode off with nuggets about beer that can develop film, a tween that develops nuclear fusion, Danny Trejo’s new role, offensive Russian perfumes, boner energy drinks and a man gets sentenced to years without Pepsi. In Web Droppings, Uri Geller will stop Brexit, an orangutan gets an unwanted flight, lemonade stands might be legal in Texas and headless goat polo is a thing. Get Lost!

Lost At Home gets sort of political in their Politif*cks segment, where mandatory gun purchases, semen reporting and Trump safe spaces take center stage. In Web Droppings, alligators get to party, ancient ram semen is still potent and the mystery pooper hits broadway. Get Lost!

Rapid fire this week brings to the table mayoral goats, whale collisions, racist cars, Nebraska’s tough stance on slavery, Philadelphia party cemeteries and fried chicken accessories. In Web Droppings, a man tries to cure a haunting with fire before Scott and Jer dig into the Florida Man scoring system, covering a myriad of stories and a brilliant new Florida Man story ranking method. All this before Scott and Jer devolve into terrible (completely wrong) Chicago accents and attempt to do impressions of Mike and Kyle from one of their favorite podcasts, MAKTAC. Get Lost!

Scott and Jer get pretty offensive this week going off on tangents while talking about Florida banning banning plastic straws, the Brazilian president’s golden shower Tweet, the Indian army mistaking planets for drones, a dead, small-dicked billionaire, legal sex outside of marriage in Utah, hipster science and special donuts. There really aren't enough trigger warnings in the world to prepare you for some of what is discussed. It's been a good run. Get Lost!

Scott and Jer get experimental with a couple of new segments, starting with a rapid fire political segment covering a legislator who wants to starve the smarts into children, another legislator that thinks controlling climate change will kill his vegetables and a dead mayor that managed to come in a relatively close 2nd in his recent election. In Sportsy Chat, Scott and Jer step out of their comfort zone to talk sports, namely competitive light sabering and Olympic breakdancing. Finally, in Web Droppings, a burger chain serves fake cocaine, Pablo Escobar’s hippos are out of control, anti-vaxxers outdumb themselves and a man attempts to kill his wife with a snake bite by proxy. Get Lost!

Things go off the rail early on this sexy prime episode of Lost At Home Podcast that’s more intro segment than it is show. After numerous asides to start things off, Rapid Fire brings us dinked toys, an anus hotel, a drunk Dublin mayor, the Uncanny Valley, flying dogs and Jesus saving the death penalty. Finally Web Droppings gives us a sort-of-but-not-really cat fight. Get Lost!

Jer lost his voice and is out sick this week, but that doesn't mean Lost At Home is going to leave you high and dry. No, the boys always aim to leave you low and wet, so this week they're pulling from the archives. This time it's episode 6, which is played as tribute to a good friend of the show, Oreo the raccoon, and to offer our condolences to Sally Bent, who appears as the very first interview Scott and Jer ever conducted on Lost At Home Podcast. RIP Oreo.

We made it! Lost At Home turns 250! On this very special episode, Scott and Jer beg for money, PBS style, but instead of tote bags, you get the most special episode ever. Exclusive interviews, unseen movie trailers, new sponsors, Hall & Oates, call-ins, Santa Claus...everything is on the table. On top of all that, we finally get to find out what happened to Bruce Bruce and Jason Jr. And is that Al Pacino in the audience? And is that Darren Ewing I hear? OH MY GOD!!!! Get Lost.

Lost At Home starts the show again with a Rapid Fire segment, bringing you ketchup caviar, rubber sausages, Jenny McCarthy’s death toll, dwarf tossing and Chuck Norris. Then Scott and Jer bring back an almost forgotten old segment, AAA, and talk about a “snotty” little startup (*chuckles*). In Web Droppings proper, how many times must one man get bitten on his penis before saying “g’day” to public toilets? And whatever happened to Delta Burke? Tune in and get smarter, or at least Get Lost!

Rapid fire news is back (but it needs a name). Scott and Jer fire off headlines that are just too good to leave out but didn’t quite make the Web Droppings cut. This includes a plea from Australia, porn taxes to pay for racist tokens, eternal Toto’s Africa, Russian love that’s so good it hurts, mac & cheese for the apocalypse and a warning from doctor’s about your vagina. In Web Droppings, a man injects his nut droppings to save his back and a woman pretends to be her own autistic twin for sexual purposes. Then we have dueling Satan statues, the St. Paul Slapper, dead man’s cocaine and the Robutt. Get Lost!

After a brief aside about the Trump prophecy contained in a 50s western TV show, Scott and Jer dig into some previews for what to expect for new terms and trends in 2019. If you need to know about selfie wrist, the Asparamancer, social scores and the Bird Box challenge, Lost At Home is your place to learn. In Web Droppings, flat earth is revisited in the form of a cruise, despite the reliance on the Earth being a globe in order to properly navigate the oceans. My prediction: They're going to Get Lost! (see what I did there?)

It’s part two of the endless Kyle Brauch interview! Hot off the heels of his first call-in two weeks ago, we continue the craziness with 6 out of 10 questions before fading gently due to time constraints, but not before chatting about Roth and Hagar, celebrity impressions, playing f**k-marry-kill (Lost At Home edition), dig into Kyle’s past as a compulsive thief and hear a track from his band, Midwave. Get the full interview and more at patreon.com/lostathome. Get Lost!