Goodfellas Minute

For Henry Hill this is the worst game show ever. Featuring special guest Patreon subscriber Jordan “The Commandant” Smith.

An in-depth discussion on the wisdom of hiding a gun in one’s underwear. Featuring special guest Patreon subscriber Jordan “The Commandant” Smith.

There is not one but TWO great mysteries at the Hill dinner table! Featuring special guest Patreon subscriber Jordan “The Commandant” Smith.

It’s either too many drugs or too many bad life choices for Karen at this point. Featuring special guest Patreon subscriber Jordan “The Commandant” Smith.

The sauce isn’t the only thing simmering in Henry’s kitchen. Featuring special guest Patreon subscriber Jordan “The Commandant” Smith.

Listen, the drug dealer has every right to be annoyed when the phone rings.

After a short stop at a strip mall, the helicopters are gone, so off to Commack! Plus memories of license plates, the statue of liberty and the Mets.

Henry hits the road again, this time with Karen, and leaves Michael in charge of stirring the sauce.

With his brother Mikey in tow, Henry speeds back home to start cooking dinner, with lots and lots of meat.

Henry's very busy Sunday continues with screeching brakes and a little bit of valium.

Just say good-bye. It’s not hard. Also, yes, Conor missed two effs in this one. We blame the drugs making his mind into moosh. Featuring special guest David Uslan, television and film producer, mafia expert, and friend of Henry Hill. (Disclaimer: We had some trouble connecting cleanly with David so you may notice the audio quality is not up to our usual standards. We apologize.)

We’ve entered the 1980s and no one is happy about it. Featuring special guest David Uslan, television and film producer, mafia expert, and friend of Henry Hill. (Disclaimer: We had some trouble connecting cleanly with David so you may notice the audio quality is not up to our usual standards. We apologize.)

That phone booth had it coming. Plus, speculation as to what really happened to Tommy! Featuring special guest David Uslan, television and film producer, mafia expert, and friend of Henry Hill. (Disclaimer: We had some trouble connecting cleanly with David so you may notice the audio quality is not up to our usual standards. We apologize.)

Never go anywhere with your best friend. Ever. Plus, we discuss the current state of the mafia! (There is no mafia.) Featuring special guest David Uslan, television and film producer, mafia expert, and friend of Henry Hill. (Disclaimer: We had some trouble connecting cleanly with David so you may notice the audio quality is not up to our usual standards. We apologize.)

Look, Queens… Brooklyn… it’s hard to tell them apart. Plus true tales of Henry Hill and some serious diner culture talk! Featuring special guest David Uslan, television and film producer, mafia expert, and friend of Henry Hill. (Disclaimer: We had some trouble connecting cleanly with David so you may notice the audio quality is not up to our usual standards. We apologize.)

Just sit back and watch the magic of Robert De Niro at a diner. We've never seen him so happy.

Just because Carbone is dead doesn't mean that we're okay with it.

The culling has begun, and these kids are going to be scarred for life and more from the dead bodies and not from the "playing swords with sticks"

For the first time in 27 years, Morrie hasn't called and Belle knows something is up. But what time is it?!?

The value of diners on Rockaway Boulevard and point shaving in Boston.