Probing Ancient Aliens

The Gaia network's very own "pseudo-Tsoukalos" is a geologist-turned-spiritualist, Gregg Braden. He's got the big hair, and talks a big game about the merging of science and spiritulality. This presentation from 2020's Conscious Life Expo goes over his premise that the human being is the most advanced technology there is...we've just forgotten the ancient methods of harnessing this "soft tech," as he calls it.

NEXT EPISODE: We dive head first into what, at first glance, seems like an Ancient Aliens clone on Gaia - but as we watched, we realized that this is the show that Ancient Aliens secretly wishes it could be, but is shackled by the need to constantly prove the ancient astronaut theory. This episode covers one of Joey’s burgeoning favorite subjects, Gnosticism, and relates it to early Christianity, the Sumerian religion, and even down to Egyptian spirituality, with a little taste of Billy Carson attempting to illustrate how we are still living in a holographic universe, and how “it’s not just him saying this, but lots of scientists.” Sure, Billy…sure. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our new podcast about the long-running manga: Berserk! https://tr.ee/33H-8IQMGj BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA

We jump into the mind of Physicist and New Age Quantum Consciousness advocate, Dr. Theresa Bullard, in the first (and fifth, due to an error Joey made pasting the right link to Steve) episode of her show, Mystery Teachings. Each episode blends Quantum Theory with the nature of Consciousness and how they interconnect. The first episode is a general look at their connection, while episode 5 looks at consciousness and our holographic universe. Is there any preaching here, despite being an actual scientist? You’ll just have to bend over, open you’re listening hole, and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! Listen to our new podcast about the long running manga: Berserk! https://tr.ee/33H-8IQMGj BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Billy Carson has a mouth on him - not the mouth of a sailor…but the mouth of diarrhea. It never ends. Put a microphone in front of him and he will overwhelm you with “facts” he’s gleaned from his “research” until your mind is too exhausted to question what’s true and what’s bullshit. That’s…where we come in! This is an episode of George Noory’s ‘Beyond Belief,’ a long running Gaia series where George Noory “interviews” guests and…promotes other Gaia shows? Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

William Henry (AKA “Medallion Man, AKA “Amulet Asshole”) is FIRED up at the Conscious Life Expo 2020, taking a vehement anti-AI and anti-Transhumanism stance in front of a crowd (maybe) 18 people! This is a side of ol’ Bill that we never see on Ancient Aliens, and from that standpoint alone this is a spicy episode and we have a ton to say about it. Enjoy! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

The inaugural episode of Probing Gaia (as we pivot from Probing Ancient Aliens) covers the award-winning Gaia Network documentary: Becoming Nothing, by Jamie Catto. Catto is a student / follower / psychophant(?) of Ram Dass and can't keep himself out of, what is otherwise, a thought-provoking look into the philosophy of this long time psychidelic advocate and spiritual healer. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our final episode covering Ancient Aliens (don't worry - we'll be covering many of the same people and expanded content on this same podcast feed where we cover the Gaia Network1) is a perfect example of why it's our last: zero new content from the minds of the Ancient Aliens writers and crew - but STILL plenty for us to talk about, even in the absence of a good show that's attempting to open people's minds about ancient astronaut theory. We'll see you next week with our new content! Don't worry - what you love here should only get better on Probing Gaia, mostly since we'll feel refreshed and not weighed down by the boredom of endless repetition from the History Channel. See you soon

This episode be DRAGGIN'! And I'm NOT talking about that hunky security officer from Skinwalker ranch! Ancient Aliens sextuples down on dragons being spacecrafts...also our creator gods...also submarines. There's a lot to unpack here, but have we been re-gifted yet again? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Hold on to your sleep paralysis - we got ourselves a ghost show, baby! Ancient Aliens delves into the into the true-blue world of the paranormal with this episode - and we’re here for it! What are Shadow People? What is the Hat Man? Why do shadow people have glowing red eyes? Are shadow people evil? Let Tsouks and the gang tell you all about it…for some reason. Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

This episode of History’s Ancient Aliens is all about…UFO’s! Big surprise there. Are modern UFOs and ancient paranormal encounters related? You’ll have to listen - or watch hundreds of other Ancient Aliens episodes! - to find out!!! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Season 18, Episode 7 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” focuses on the “gods” of the indigenous peoples of America…specifically regarding the fact that they are flesh and bolts humanoids from other star systems, and not religious, ephemeral beings of pure spiritual energy. There’s an unbroken oral tradition and overall kinship that many native american tribes feel with UFOs / UAPs and their potential occupants, which is cool, but do Tsoukalos and the gang treat the subject with the respect it deserves, or do they deteriorate, as usual, into well-meaning, but slightly arrogant racism? Open those ear-holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Another episode where the show effectively reboots itself - BUT - it saves itself from complete redundancy with some fun factoids near the end. Plus, we talk about the future of the “Probing-verse” as well as our new Berserk podcast coming to your ear-holes in the near future! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

(Taking off tonight for New Years! Hope everyone had a great holiday!) [Original Patreon Description] A new documentary about the 1996 "Roswell of Brazil" incident is out. Is it worth a Brazilian Butt Lift surgery? Or just worth some asshole hairs leftover after a Brazilian wax?! Open those earl holes and shove it in to find out!

Sorry for being a day late! We're taking a little time off until the New Year, so please enjoy this Christmas 2021 Patreon episode, where we did a live commentary on one of our all-time favorites: Ernest Saves Christmas! (original patreon description) Ho, ho, ho Vern! "...yeah that oughta hold." Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and as happy a holiday as Ernest's schlonger when he gets kissed by the underage Pamela at the end of the movie! Viva la Schlonger!!!!

Is this ‘Ancient Aliens’ or is this just the ‘Monthly UFO Twitter News Roundup?’ There’s nothing ancient about this episode, but does it have any fun nuggets that justify its existence? Open up your ear holes and find out! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside jCape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

No new Probing Ancient Aliens this week - sorry! Work stuff got in the way, so enjoy October's episode of Adventurous Ghosts from our Patreon: patreon.com/probingancientaliens (Original Patreon description) Zak almost gets decapitated by an elevator, the fist bumps get even more explosive than ever before, and they ask a local lanky lathe-worker to join them on their investigation to somehow prevent him from becoming suicidal. Spoooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Season 18, episode 3 of History’s “Ancient Aliens” is, by far, the clear winner of the “Least New Content in a Docuseries, Ever” award. It’s a reboot of a season 1 episode with a few new talking heads, and no new information. We watch the show, so you don’t have to! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our review of Season 18, Episode 2 of History’s Ancient Aliens is one for the books - like a classic episode but with a fresh coat of 4K paint, much of the info about where was seen all the way back in season one, but they throw a few curveballs in that make it mostly worthwhile. Still, it would be nice if they did, y’know, some new research or god forbid, fund some themselves and report back. But then they wouldn’t be Ancient Astronaut Theorists, now would they? Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

Our review of Ancient Aliens S18E1: The Disclosure Event - Oh, we’re back on our buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit! We’re covering the latest and greatest episodes of History’s Ancient Aliens after our year-long coverage of “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch.” So how did we like the season premier now that we’re hangin’ with Childress, Tsouks, William Henry and the gang? How does Ryan Sprague do on his first talking head appearance on a show he used to criticize? Is Childress’ accent still strange, wonderful, and ultimately unknowable?! Stretch those ear holes open and let us inside! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)

"HUNGRY FOR SKINWALKER RANCH": presented by Probing Ancient Aliens! So it’s come to this - the season 3 finale of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch, and our small side quest away from covering Ancient Aliens every week has concluded…at least, until next year. Did the finale bring to light new revelations about the ranch, or was it a re-cap fest like many of the episodes have become in the third season? Listen to find out! And…do us all a favor: get those prolapses moistened and seasoned for next week huh? We’re gonna be a little rusty slidin’ back in to Childress Chime-ins and Tzadok Talks, so take ‘er easy on us! Support the show at: PATREON.COM/PROBINGANCIENTALIENS - for exclusive podcasts every month! BLACKHOLESUPPLYCOMPANY.COM - for Probing Ancient Aliens merch and Disc Golf discs and apparel - Now with a physical location inside Cape and Cowl Collectibles in Orange County, CA! (9525 Garfield Ave Suite C, Fountain Valley, CA 92708)