Girls Gone Canon Cast

It's all about intentions—from those of the knife's unseen tip to Asriel's new vehicle to those of our heroes (and ambiguous villains). As the knife is mended, Iorek, Will, and Lyra begin to express doubts while Mrs. Coulter gives the performance of a lifetime.  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro: Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061

Not my hair... You know the rest of the line. It's the iconic, ultimate Catelyn chapter. The fulcrum upon which the rest of the story turns. Alex (aka parralex0889) joins us to talk about Cat's character—past, the brief present, and the future—as we wrap up this POV. Find Alex online at parralex0889 Alex's Twitter — https://twitter.com/parralex0889   Sound credits: Intro by Anton Langhage Background music composed by Ramin Djawadi for HBO's Game of Thrones, "A Lannister Always Pays His Debts" Knife sound effects from Soundfishing — https://www.soundfishing.eu/ Bell sound effects from ZapSplat — https://www.zapsplat.com/ --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com

In the penultimate Catelyn episode, the waters are rising as the Starks arrive at the Twins... Wait: why is the bride-to-be weeping?  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

Where there's a will, there's a way—whether that's a way to get back to the North or secure the Northern succession, that is. Although, it seems the way to the Twins is quite rainy, delayed, and full of time for plotting. Lady Gwyn of Radio Westeros joins us to help break down the implications of Robb's will, Jon's parentage, and the rise and fall of Catelyn's hopes.  Links mentioned: The Grand Northern Conspiracy (by u/Yeade)   Where to find Lady Gwyn: Lady Gwyn's twitter: https://twitter.com/ladygwynhyfvar Radio Westeros' twitter: https://twitter.com/radiowesteros Lady Gwyn's blog: https://ladygwynhyfvar.wordpress.com/ Radio Westeros' Webpage: https://radiowesteros.com/ --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

As the Starks and Tullys say farewell to one more family member, King Robb wonders, “I have won every battle, yet somehow I’m losing the war.” Two representatives promise amends but really, they're promising just -ends- --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

War comes to the valley of rainbows as factions hope to claim the sleeping Lyra. But she and Will have their own side and allies. Hopefully they can count on these new, minor characters...   ----   Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com   Intro: Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061

Due to some personal life updates, we're experiencing a few production delays—but that just means all of you get bonus episodes! Our regularly scheduled episode for The Amber Spyglass will be delayed a few days, for release between September 26-28, but until then, please enjoy this special episode brought to you by The Dust Podcast (check out their links below!) and our patrons.  When season/series 2 of the His Dark Materials show ended, we joined our good friends Matt (Double M) and Holly of The Dust Podcast to dissect some of our favorite musical moments in the show and what makes the music of His Dark Materials so good. This episode, though, is just a snippet, a taste of the sort of musical analysis and story analysis that you can get regularly from The Dust, so be sure to check them out and subscribe to them.  SPOILERS ALL THREE MAIN TRILOGY BOOKS AND SEASONS 1 AND 2 OF HIS DARK MATERIALS The Dust Podcast Twitter - https://twitter.com/thedustpodcast  Holly's Twitter - https://twitter.com/Huntpants  M

Robb Stark learns that it's hard to get ahead in the game of thrones. Catelyn watches her son wrestle with the questions of kingdom, honor, treason, and family when Rickard Karstark joins the ranks of people who are into killing kids.  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

Robb returns to Riverrun and breaks the news: He broke his oaths to the Freys. Catelyn finds forgiveness upon her king's return though he only brings chastisement for Edmure.  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

It's all downhill from here: We start on Catelyn's ASOS chapters, and they're real sad. Like very, very sad. It only gets sadder. This episode we get sad about Cat and Lysa's girlhoods and agency over women and girl's bodies.  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

One murderer meets another murderer as both leave old worlds for a new one. Elsewhere, Mary bonds with the mulefa before reenacting a Hitchcock movie. CHAPTER 8 - VODKA CHAPTER 9 - UPRIVER CHAPTER 10 - WHEELS   ---   Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com   Intro: Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061

Catelyn receives news about the (alleged) death of her sons. Manaro of ManaroGeek TV joins us for a tour of the sex dungeon to examine Catelyn's grief and how it changes her. While down there, Catelyn mourns by seeking answers and shooting the shit with Jaime Lannister—with a dash of hate-flirting, maybe.  There are shit jokes. Be warned. This is a shitty filled chapter. Where to find Manaro:  ManaroGeek TV - YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/ManaroGeekTV/videos  Twitter - @ManaroUnlimited: https://twitter.com/ManaroUnlimited  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric  Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl  Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/  Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor  Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com  Intro by Alexander Nakarada Background music: Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4371-skye-cuillin License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Once again, Catelyn must wait while men go to war. But this time, she's not alone. She's joined by Brienne, and they discuss the various battles different people face as Catelyn contemplates duty. Links mentioned: ManaroGeek TV - Manaro's Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/ManaroGeekTV/videos ---   Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

As Lyra sleeps, the players begin moving into positions, with Asriel at the basalt fortress, the CCD deciding that murdering kids is in fact very chill, and Mary Malone is Alone but then later not alone.   CHAPTER 4 - Ama and the Bats CHAPTER 5 - The Adamant Tower CHAPTER 6 - Preemptive Absolution CHAPTER 7 - Mary, Alone   --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro: Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061

********* Our last Friday of the month is generally reserved for His Dark Materials, however due to a medical issue we will be releasing the next episode of The Amber Spyglass next week 8/6/21. Apologies for the delay, and be sure to tune back in next week! ********* Thanks to Girls Gone Canon Patrons, the Girls have been able to unlock and remaster a special Patron-Only episode for the public from 2020.  This week, Eliana and Chloe dive into some history of ice and fire: we open and release the ladies of the Maidenvault, Daena, Elaena and Rhaena Targaryen. AND YES: If you're looking to attend Ice and Fire Con, it WILL be happening in the spring of 2022. Somehow, this old episode has come back into date. We love that for us! iceandfirecon.com If you'd like to receive special A Song of Ice and Fire and His Dark Materials episodes, head over to patreon.com/girlsgonecanon, where patrons in the Stranger tier and above ($5+) have access to 24 special episodes like this. Patrons in the Thunder tier and above ($

Catelyn and Brienne make vows. Catelyn receives the bones of the guy she used to bone and makes a few other, darker promises in her heart.  Background sounds:  Tempting Secrets by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5005-tempting-secrets License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license - Record scratch: https://www.sfxbuzz.com/summary/9-cartoon-sound-effects/134-record-scratch-sound-effect --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

In which a, uh, crowning occurs... but not the kind you think. We're talking about babies. Shadow babies.  Links mentioned:  RSVP to the Skybound audio panel: https://t.co/rtcIwcflg0?amp=1  Lauren Shippen's site: https://www.laurenshippen.com/  Gabriel Urbina's site: https://www.gabrielurbina.com/  John Rocha's channel: https://www.youtube.com/johnrochasays  Wine on an Empty Stomach covers "The City We Became" by NK Jemisin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq9CQ7sj2ko  --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

Catelyn goes to Storm's End and reenacts the "This is fine" dog meme while Stannis and Renly gust and blow a lot of hot wind at each other. Both of these brothers are ridiculous.  Links Mentioned:  (Spoilers All) Millions of peaches, peaches for me. by /u/Fat_Walda (Spoilers ADWD) Let us consider Renly's Peach, and the greater significance of peaches in ASOIAF by [deleted] --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

Catelyn is on a business trip with Lord—er, King Renly, who seems to actually be on a retreat rather than waging war. A champion emerges, Brienne the Beauty. Links mentioned: Brienne and Arya: gender outlaws by Lo the Lynx: https://lothelynx.wordpress.com/2020/08/27/brienne-and-arya-gender-outlaws/ Race for the Iron Throne: CBC Analysis for ACOK Catelyn II: https://racefortheironthrone.wordpress.com/2014/12/27/chapter-by-chapter-analysis-catelyn-ii-acok/ --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

The players move into place as the last act begins. Lyra is napping but more than usual. Will's finding new companions and new skills. Iorek has a friend for dinner. And Roger makes a reprise.  CHAPTER 1 - THE ENCHANTED SLEEPER CHAPTER 2 - BALTHAMOS AND BARUCH CHAPTER 3 - SCAVENGERS --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro: Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061