Synopsis
Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their shit.
Episodes
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Quick & Dirty Ep: 16
10/12/2019 Duration: 57minWe answer a QND we have avoided for 10 months. Sorry Aimee, we love you tho. We answer: What are your opinions on circuses? If we don't support the circus, are zoos the next to go? Send in your thoughts if you agree/disagree! We would love to hear it. But be nice, k thanks.
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79: Sea Turtle
03/12/2019 Duration: 01h23minThis week we dive into the Big Ol' Blue and learn about Sea Turtles! We talk Pokemon per usual, discuss sea turtle certified self care strategies, and debate the best way to store a corn dog.
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78: Greenland Shark
26/11/2019 Duration: 01h01minWe are thankful for Old Sharks, Grim Reapers, and Pokemon. We chat about the oldest vertebrate in the world, things that live on it's eyeballs, and whether or not it can deep throat a reindeer.
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77: Tree Lobster
19/11/2019 Duration: 59minThis week, Flora and Fauna get religious, unintentionally slip in an ad for Clif bars, and plan the next Keeper Chat meet-up. Buckle up, it's time to bug.
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75: Anglerfish
29/10/2019 Duration: 01h10minBig freaky fish with a skin tag for a boyfriend. Shes a Virgo so you wouldn't understand.
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74: Guinea Worm
22/10/2019 Duration: 01h02minNothing is funny. Everything is horrible. Children cry and ramen noodles are born.
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73: Vampire Squid
15/10/2019 Duration: 59minThis week we get spooky and talk about a deep ocean boy. WARNING! Flora screams at 10:13 so prepare your eardrums. RIP
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72: Maned Wolf
08/10/2019 Duration: 01h01minWoooo it's October. So we picked the pumpkin spice wolf. But guess what... it only eats apples and it's not even a wolf.
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Quick & Dirty Ep: 15
01/10/2019 Duration: 27minThis week we're talking all about PASSION...of our jobs that is! We answer: What made you choose the animals you work with? Did they choose you?! Did you get knowledge gradually through internships? How do you get as much experience with the animal group you want to work with?
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71: Cassowary
24/09/2019 Duration: 42minThis week, learn about a real life dinosaur! Flora and Fauna get excited about caruncles and uncover the mystery of this big bird.
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70: Belgian Blue
10/09/2019 Duration: 58minRonald McDonald meets Crossfit and makes this literal beefy boy.
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68: QND14
27/08/2019 Duration: 57minYou all love getting quick and dirty with us, so this week we're answering two questions. We answer: How do you navigate workplace relationships? What is animal enrichment and what is your favorite!? Sit back, relax, and listen to us scream into the void, per usual.
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67: Iceworm
20/08/2019 Duration: 01h24sKeeper Chat Fan Meetup 2021 is PLANNED. This worm is small and wormy and lives in ICE. What more do you even need to know. But actually please tune in.
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66: Whale Shark
13/08/2019 Duration: 01h04minThis week we answer the eternal question, is it a whale or a shark?? Flora and Fauna have slug brain and scream about chickens. Take a big ocean sip babe!
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64: Hornbill
30/07/2019 Duration: 48minRaise your hand if the Lion King traumatized you as a child. This week we dive into that fave flick and talk about the bird behind Zazu - the red billed hornbill! Hear about Flora and Fauna's sordid past, all the dumb stuff their cats do, and listen as they do some investigative journalism on air.
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63: Kinkajou
23/07/2019 Duration: 59minKinkajou, I choose you! Let's talk about the honey bear, the exorcist of the forest, the stripper of the pokemon world.
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Quick & Dirty Ep: 13
16/07/2019 Duration: 56minAnswering more of those burning zookeeper questions that keep you up at night. ;) We answer: How do you deal with seasonal employment? Any advice for interns? How can you prepare for the next step? Any advice for moving?! How can a green keeper stand out against those with more experience?