Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 69:14:44
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Synopsis
Welcome to Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines, a podcast where I take headlines from recent(?) news and pretend like I know from that information what the first paragraph of the article is going to be.
Episodes
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SOTTOMH Ep 70 - Shirt-Off Online
30/04/2020 Duration: 11minIn this episode Aiden and AJ discuss shirtless impossible games, rebooting sports in safe mode, and Occasional Baseball for this weeks Sportsball Thursday. Please consider supporting the CTGMC’s campaign for The Great Give: https://www.thegreatgive.org/organizations/ctgmc Article Links: https://www.bbc.com/sport/amp/athletics/52402745 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/52423767
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SOTTOMH Ep 69 - Nice.
30/04/2020 Duration: 15minIn this episode Aiden asks AJ to tell us about the illusory president of the United States, AND the oracle of Delta Beta Phi. We talk about David’s absolute star power that Alex just cannot replicate even if he tried which he is trying and honestly like calm down Alex just chill. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Article Links: https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/25/opinions/white-house-pandemic-team-labradoodle-breeder-dantonio/index.html https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/52398014 https://www.insider.com/alex-warren-david-dobrik-denies-copying-hype-house-tiktok-youtuber-2020-2?amp
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SOTTOMH Ep 68 - Upending The Dust Bowl
29/04/2020 Duration: 12minIn this episode Aiden and AJ talk about the weather being allowed to play at the X-Games and upsetting Dustimitus in honor of Thor’s Tuesday. Check out an all new episode of Shattered Worlds RPG wherever fine podcasts are listened to, and be sure to follow Shattered Worlds on Twitter @SWRPG Article Links: https://www.cnn.com/specials/us/extreme-weather https://www.cnn.com/videos/weather/2020/04/23/tornadoes-southern-us-oklahoma-texas-louisiana-lon-orig-mrg.cnn
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SOTTOMH Ep 67 - A Spectrum Of Cute
28/04/2020 Duration: 11minIn this episode Aiden and AJ discuss big wedding and the cute spectrum in Cute Dog Does Brave Stunt! Article Links: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/25/us/coronavirus-diary-wedding-wade/index.html https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-online-secrets/202004/the-power-cute-things-make-you-feel-better?amp
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SOTTOMH Ep 66 - Footballuminati
26/04/2020 Duration: 17minIn this episode Aiden tells us about inflated balls, hallucinogenic apples, and blankets that do their own recycling. Find Aiden on all social media @kinsellaaiden Article Links: https://talksport.com/sport/us-sports/696784/tom-brady-nfl-kicked-out-tampa-park-coronavirus/amp/ https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/25/us/extinct-apples-discovered-in-pacific-scn-trnd/index.html https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1182781
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SOTTOMH Ep 65 - Talking Pots and Marker Cake
25/04/2020 Duration: 06minIn this episode we present you with a short skit all about how to ruin a perfectly good cake in a new segment we’re calling “Newsicals.” Article Links: I swan to john I cannot find this article anymore otherwise I would link it the BBC just struck it down with the hand of God my bad y’all yuh oh spaghettios.
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SOTTOMH Episode 64 - A Very Sharp Metal Thing (Not A Needle)
24/04/2020 Duration: 12minIn this episode it’s all about Florida Man on Flo-RIDAY! We start off with a game of Pirates vs The Florida People and go on to play What’s Florida Man Been Up To. Article Links: https://m.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2020/04/08/man-catches-33-inch-fish-off-florida-coast-using-publix-fried-chicken-as-bait https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-man-linked-to-3-indecent-exposure-incidents-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-mcdonalds-drive-thru-police-say/?outputType=amp https://www.tapinto.net/towns/south-brunswick/sections/police-and-fire/articles/florida-man-arrested-in-connection-to-pizza-ordering-scam-in-new-jersey https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/04/13/florida-man-accused-of-beating-cellmate-who-asked-for-a-courtesy-flush-to-help-with-smell/?outputType=amp https://www.mic.com/p/florida-man-ron-desantis-declares-live-wrestling-is-essential-during-a-pandemic-22811915/amp
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SOTTOMH Ep 63 - No Handshakes Allowed
23/04/2020 Duration: 12minIn this episode Aiden and AJ talk SPORTSBALL as they discuss basketball owwies and Occasional Baseball. Consider donating to the Connecticut Gay Men’s Chorus for The Great Give: https://www.thegreatgive.org/organizations/ctgmc Article Links: https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/04/18/sports/what-would-sports-be-without-handshakes/?outputType=amp
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SOTTOMH Ep 62 - Wood-Handling Mermaids
22/04/2020 Duration: 14minIn today’s episode Aiden leads us through the Wednesday News Breakdown so that AJ can answer some questions about the sex macarena, sponge baths, and Tom Moore’s GoFundMe. Check out some other shows that AJ and/or Aiden are on, such as: - Shattered Worlds RPG - Good Idea - Something Wonderful Right Away Article Links: https://www.seventeen.com/love/a30103/things-no-one-tells-you-about-losing-your-virginity/ https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/science-environment-52328786 https://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/52339204/captain-tom-moore-teams-up-with-singer-michael-ball-in-charity-release
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SOTTOMH Ep 61 - Shove It Down In There
21/04/2020 Duration: 10minIn this episode Aiden and I discuss all things weather, including Aiden’s favorite fish and Jesus’s love hole. Look for Sinister Parent Company all over social media @sinparentco, and be sure to check out all the shows the network has to offer! Article links: https://whiznews.com/2020/04/17/7-day/ https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/04/15/world/biggest-arctic-ozone-hole-scn-trnd/index.html
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SOTTOMH Ep 60 - Sexy Animal Crossing
20/04/2020 Duration: 13minIn this episode we do a new segment called “Cute Dog Does Brave Stunt” and tell you all about balloon animal euthanasia and the poem that freed us. Article Links: https://lakehighlands.advocatemag.com/2020/04/postcard-pandemic-pippy/ https://www.cnn.com/style/amp/yayoi-kusama-coronavirus-poem/index.html
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SOTTOMH Ep 59 - Flavor Guy
20/04/2020 Duration: 14minWelcome to the new format of Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines! Sorry this one came out a little late. In this Sunday News Breakdown Aiden tell’s AJ all about bumble-bee anxiety, the secret liberal guns, and the sick twisted fusion of Guy Fieri and Flavor. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Instagram - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Article Links: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/14/style/good-news-coronavirus.amp.html https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/14/wisconsin-election-coronavirus-republicans-supreme-court https://www.scarymommy.com/guy-fieri-animal-crossing/
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SOTTOMH Ep 58 - Swimming Is A Chore When You’re A Robot
08/04/2020 Duration: 52minIn this episode Aiden and AJ leak AJ’s credit card info, discuss the pros and cons of dragon transit, review episode one of lightning training, summon JT Silicone with piss, discover Aiden’s deep dark robotic secrets, and gather ‘round the Victorious Adult Joke table. We also play a game of So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do and talk some Occasional Baseball. Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article links: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/zoom-under-scrutiny-in-us-over-privacy-porn-hacks/ar-BB11Z0Oa https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-52113186 https://www.irishtimes.com/news/science/the-electricity-between-mark-twain-and-
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SOTTOMH Ep 57 - Bop It! Praise It!
01/04/2020 Duration: 01h18minIn this episode we discuss John Kellog’s Anti-Nut Cereal, dog overpopulation, the evening news’ big trip, the dark machinations of the Bop-It Lord, and smart bikes. We also talk about occasional baseball and we play a couple games: Pirates Vs Florida People and Deputies Say The Darnedest Things! Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article links: https://www.therock.net.nz/home/funny-shit/2018/021/corn-flakes-were-invented-to-prevent-dudes-from-jacking-themselv.html https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-africa-52047374 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/24/business/media/coronavirus-evening-news.amp.html https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1151761 http
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SOTTOMH Ep 56 - The Adventures Of Robin & Thicc
23/03/2020 Duration: 01h05minIn this episode Aiden and I discuss possible communication efforts with the coronavirus, an All-Star knockout, Robin and Thicc’s big google heist, and a new budding relationship between Justin Trudeau’s house boy and Mr. Thicc. We also play a game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition and talk about Occasional Baseball. Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article links: https://www.purdue.edu/newsroom/releases/2020/Q1/device-could-hear-disease-through-structures-housing-cells.html https://amp.flipboard.com/article/gal-gadot-leads-all-star-unity-sing-along/f-0625137717%2Fbbc.com https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/10/world/canada/toronto-sidewalk-labs-google.amp.html https://amp.flipbo
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SOTTOMH Ep 55 - Madagascar Two: Not To Be Confused With The DreamWorks Film
16/03/2020 Duration: 55minIn this episode Aiden and I are back from hiatus to discuss Byting™️ your phone, the hostile act of sharing slime videos, The Smiths’ janky insurance and Mr. Smith’s Prized Testicles, Caffeine Pirates vs Florida People, Aiden’s fish-dick eyes and pants shit, AJ’s fashion review, our good new fable, and we play a game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To? Follow AJ on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - @kinsellaaiden Follow the show on: Twitter - @straightoffpod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find The Show On: soundcloud Apple Podcasts Google Play Podbean Stitcher Check out Sinister Parent Company, the podcast network this show is part of! Twitter - @SinParentCo Article Links: https://www.newsbreak.com/news/0No68I20/gen-z-uses-memes-to-cope-with-the-idea-of-a-world-war-iii https://www.morningstar.com/news/dow-jones/2020011010303/iran-says-it-is-willing-to-share-jets-black-boxes-denies-hostile-act-2nd-update https://www.nbcne
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SOTTOMH Ep 54 - Olive Garden's Unlimited Barack And Breadsticks
03/10/2019 Duration: 01h12minIn this episode Aiden and AJ talk about Pennywise’s social conservatism, Justin Trudeau’s unusual kink, my son Florida kid my son, pirates vs Florida people, Dick Dixon, an infinite Barack situation, moon rat genocide, and My Big Fat Greek Scientific Dissertation. We also play a new game called Taint In The All Of My Headlines. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - kinsellaaiden Instagram - @kinsellaaiden Tik Tok - @kinsellaaiden Check out other shows Aiden is on: - Good Idea - Homebrew Hijinks Check Aiden and AJ out on Shattered Worlds RPG! Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on patreon.com/straightoffpod Thank you to Sinister Parent Company for having us on the network! Article Links: https://www.out.com/film/2019/9/07/pennywise-surprisingly-anti-queer-it-chaper-two
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SOTTOMH Ep 53 - Well, I'm Pretty Good At Pranks
20/09/2019 Duration: 01h26minIn this episode AJ and Aiden discuss the spectacular now of bitcoin, Naruto Standing, MY rocket (not yours, Aiden!), eccentric hats, the spec script for My Dead Dad, we introduce a new segment called Public Service Latte, and Big Carl: The Worlds’s Biggest Crane who wants to teach you kung fu. We also play a game of What’s Florida Man Been Up To? Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - kinsellaaiden Instagram - @kinsellaaiden Tik Tok - @kinsellaaiden Check out other shows Aiden is on: - Good Idea - Homebrew Hijinks Check Aiden and AJ out on Shattered Worlds RPG! Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/09/12/who-pays-for-local-news-in-the-u-s/ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49667295?fbclid=IwAR1DcL6yrVCcAPW1S3acSTJBDtnpLJtVme_
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SOTTOMH Episode 52 - This Is Pirate Cocaine!
11/09/2019 Duration: 01h50sIn this episode AJ and Aiden discuss vape swallowing, the world’s dankest Total Party Kill, the symbiotic relationship of Pterodactyls and Tyrannosaurus Rex, the many products and services provided by Kmart, Disney Moon, and Opiate War II. Afterwards we play a game of “So Many Questions But I Guess 20 Will Do.” Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - kinsellaaiden Instagram - @kinsellaaiden Tik Tok - @kinsellaaiden Check out other shows Aiden is on: - Good Idea - Homebrew Hijinks Check Aiden and AJ out on Shattered Worlds RPG! Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Article Links: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/vaping-related-lung-disease-cases-surge-nearly-300-nationwide-n1047621 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49600666?fbclid=IwAR089rmH9_f26DdItaNAyVwx_ZhnmEzAHbO56SVOun
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SOTTOMH Ep 51 - Pizza Condoms
06/09/2019 Duration: 01h20minIn this episode Aiden makes his inaugural appearance as a co-host on the show and we discuss undercarriage lights on cops, the uterverse, Stanford Full Moon on the Quad, why physical wars are better than language wars, Forrest Fenn’s sting operation, and the drastic changes made to the world of pup play. Then we jump in to a new game called Aiden’s Satire Corner. Follow me on: Twitter - @AJ_Ganaros Instagram - @aj_the_slayer Follow Aiden on: Twitter - kinsellaaiden Instagram - @kinsellaaiden Tik Tok - @kinsellaaiden Check out other shows Aiden is on: - Good Idea - Homebrew Hijinks Check Aiden and AJ out on Shattered Worlds RPG! Follow the show on: Twitter - @StraightOffPod Facebook - facebook.com/straightoffpod GMail - straightoffpod@gmail.com Find the show on: - Soundcloud - Apple Podcasts - Podbean - Google Play - Stitcher Support the show on patreon!: - patreon.com/straightoffpod Article Links: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-49419379 https://www.bbc.com/news/business-49426349?fbclid=IwA