I Can't Date Jesus: Love, Sex, Family, Race, And Other Reasons I've Put My Faith In Beyoncé

  • Author: Michael Arceneaux
  • Narrator: Michael Arceneaux
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Duration: 6:09:28
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Synopsis

THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

Featured as one of Summer 2018’s most anticipated reads by the Los Angeles Times, Vogue, Vulture, Entertainment Weekly, ELLE, Buzzfeed, and Bitch Media.

In the style of New York Times bestsellers You Can’t Touch My Hair, Bad Feminist, and I’m Judging You, a timely collection of alternately hysterical and soul‑searching essays about what it is like to grow up as a creative, sensitive black man in a world that constantly tries to deride and diminish your humanity.

It hasn’t been easy being Michael Arceneaux.

Equality for LGBTQ people has come a long way and all, but voices of persons of color within the community are still often silenced, and being Black in America is…well, have you watched the news?

With the characteristic wit and candor that have made him one of today’s boldest writers on social issues, I Can’t Date Jesus is Michael Arceneaux’s impassioned, forthright, and refreshing look at minority life in today’s America. Leaving no bigoted or ignorant stone unturned, he describes his journey in learning to embrace his identity when the world told him to do the opposite.

He eloquently writes about coming out to his mother; growing up in Houston, Texas; being approached for the priesthood; his obstacles in embracing intimacy that occasionally led to unfortunate fights with fire ants and maybe fleas; and the persistent challenges of young people who feel marginalized and denied the chance to pursue their dreams.

Perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Samantha Irby, and Phoebe Robinson, I Can’t Date Jesus tells us—without apologies—what it’s like to be outspoken and brave in a divisive world.

Chapters

  • I Can't Date Jesus 001 Open

    Duration: 30s
  • I Can't Date Jesus 002 Dedication

    Duration: 19s
  • I Can't Date Jesus 003 Epigraph

    Duration: 21s
  • I Can't Date Jesus 004 Intro

    Duration: 17min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 005 The First Taste

    Duration: 20min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 006 I See a Priest

    Duration: 25min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 007 The First the Worst

    Duration: 26min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 008 Diana Ross

    Duration: 21min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 009 You Will Die Poor

    Duration: 25min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 010 Learning How to Ho

    Duration: 39min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 011 This Place Is No Sanctuary

    Duration: 22min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 012 Itchy and Scratchy

    Duration: 17min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 013 My Lord and Gyrator

    Duration: 21min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 014 The Marrying Kind

    Duration: 16min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 015 The Pinkprint

    Duration: 21min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 016 I'll Dial That Number

    Duration: 24min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 017 The Impossible

    Duration: 25min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 018 I Can't Date Jesus

    Duration: 22min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 019 Sweet Potato Saddam

    Duration: 08min
  • I Can't Date Jesus 020 Everything Good

    Duration: 12min
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