Crudimentary Questions

Getting sucked into a big black hole on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why are aliens so into anal probing? Are we actually martians? Does everyone have a crush on Jeff Goldblum? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Growing a massive boner on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is AOL the best sex education platform? What is a micropenis? Why do people send unsolicited dick pics? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is everyone's first time super awkward? Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie? Who was Sandy and Jill's first celebrity crush? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Dropping a double deuce on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why does pooping feel so, so good? Are you embarrassed to let it all go in a public restroom? Why do we like the smell of our own farts? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What would you do if you woke up with no genitals? Which side does a penis hang in pants? Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What was the first cuss word ever? Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare? Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Proving ghosts actually exist in this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Should ghosts have squatter's rights? Does Sinbad play a genie in Kazaam? Did we actually summon a spirit in our friend's home? Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.  

Losing our podcast virginity in this very first episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask the following: Is public nudity an art form? Does a man's butt look like boobs in a bra? How exactly does a penis ride a skateboard? Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.