Garbage Day

David Cronenberg, master of body horror made a movie about a crazy mixed up lady. This lady is going crazy from something, she's going Rabid. We watched Rabid and we're excited for you to hear it too.

It's 1986 and George Lucas has a pile of money and cocaine. What's he gonna do now? Make a movie where a lady wants to fuck an anthropomorphized duck. We watched Howard The Duck, now you don't have to.

We went to Las Vegas last week, and didn't upload an episode. To make up for this fact, we watched this terrible movie with some great friends. Rocktober Blood is a movie made by money hungry fart-knockers, who thought they knew how to make a movie. Rocktober Blood was released in 1984 by Bev and Ferd Sebastian.

It's Christmas time, and everyone is going to buy a tree. What if those trees could feel love, and pain. What if those same trees wanted blood? We're watching Treevenge, 2008 directed by Jason Eisener.

Some men never had any choice in what they would become. He just wanted to mow some lawns, but now he's a Hobo with a Shotgun. We're watching Hobo with a Shotgun, 2011.

We're watching 1974's, Female Trouble a John Waters classic. Dawn Davenport just wanted some cha cha heels for Christmas, and not getting them might just change her life forever.

We're cooking up something delicious for ya'll, it's Microwave Massacre, 1983. This movie sure has some great visual cuisine to offer up. Bon Appétit.

It's hot, school is out, and it's time to go to camp. The kids are having a ball at Sleepaway Camp, 1983. Angela is gonna have a very memorable summer. 

We're watching a classic anthology horror film, Creepshow, 1982. We're gonna break this bad boy down so you can enjoy it.

We watch a modern-day stoner fairy tale, The Beach Bum, 2019. This movie is about a strange man who doesn't do a damn thing, other than drink and smoke weed.

This is just a little bit of stuff; that we cut, or liked, or whatever random crap we had laying around. Enjoy our little bits, they are just for you.

We're watching a classic Clive Barker story, Rawhead Rex. It takes place in the Irish countryside, in a small village. The church in the town is an old one, and it holds some dark secrets. 

We're watching 2010's Rubber, directed by Quentin Dupieux. The movie is about a tire with some sort of mental powers, and what he decides to do with those powers. This one is a crazy ride, let's roll.

Jesus Christ was the living incarnation of god, what if he had to fight zombies? This short film from 2012 aims to answer that question. We watched Fist of Jesus, and we're gonna tell you all about it. Sit back and enjoy.

Before the year 2000 AD the internet was a dark place. Teen chat was haunted by a man named Captain Howdy, and boy oh boy is he a creep. We watched Dee Snider's Strangeland, 1998. This movie was written by Dee Snider, and you can tell. Sit back and enjoy the show.

We're watching Basket Case, another Frank Henenlotter film. We've got a guest with us today, too. This movie was a heck of a good time, and none of us were angry at inane crap. Come join us and become a, Basket Case. 

The dead don't stay dead long, not while Herbert West is in town. He's bringing back everything he can get his hands on. We're watching Re-Animator, Directed by Stuart Gordon starring Jeffery Combs and Barbara Crampton.

Jeff Franken is some sort of genius or something, his girlfriend is dead. What will he do to bring her back? Something stupid and terrible, probably. We watched Frankenhooker, 1990, directed by Frank Henenlotter.

A young boy befriends some truly hideous creatures who just want to have fun. The Garbage Pail Kids want to have fun and make clothes? Yup, that's the plot. Enjoy. 

This one is a special episode just for 420. We watched Charles Band's Evil Bong, 2006. Happy 420, ya'll.