Bro Code For Parents: What To Expect When You're Awesome

  • Author: Barney Stinson
  • Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Duration: 2:34:05
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Synopsis

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

Chapters

  • BroCodeForParents 41 Stroller

    Duration: 05min
  • BroCodeForParents 42 Formula

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 43 Sleep

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 44 Crying

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 45 BabyCryTranslator

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 46 Playpen

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 47 Part4

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 48 Preschool

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 49 PottyTraining

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 50 BabySteps

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 51 Television

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 52 Competition

    Duration: 02min
  • BroCodeForParents 53 Discipline

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 54 Travel

    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 55 College

    Duration: 07min
  • BroCodeForParents 56 FirstWord

    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 57 Troubleshooting

    Duration: 04min
  • BroCodeForParents 58 AboutTheAuthors

    Duration: 01min
  • BroCodeForParents 59 Credits

    Duration: 01min
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