Dan Goldberg's 30 Second Podcast

Have you ever been given a nickname that's just not your cup of tea? Do you ever sling one back? Song sample from "Call Me" by Blondie Still from "Kroll Show"

Do you ever go to those nightclubs...cruising for action? That'sd fine and all, but really need to think of a better nickname for it. Song sample from "Meatman" by Jerry Lee Lewis Still from "Seinfeld"

Here's a story about my lovely grandma and her and her everlasting pursuit of the perfect side dish. Song sample from "The Food" by Common ft. Kanye West Still from "Goodfellas"

Sometimes when you got the doctor, you get way more than you bargained for. Lay back and assume the position! This episode delves into a "hole" new territory. Song sample from "Asshole" by Dennis Leary Still from "The Fantastic Voyage"

Do you ever see a cat out in the world and it's so effing cute that you instantly need to know everything about it? Well, that happened to me! Song sample from "What's New Pussycat" by Tom Jones

Did you know that the 30 Second Podcast is a reboot of an old-timey radio show from the old-timey days? Well, it is. Take a listen. Song sample form "I'm Leaving On The Morning Train" by Leadbelly Still from "O Brother, Where Art Thou"

A word to the wise! Treat our robot friends well now, lest they treat you in kind in the future. Song sample form "Mr. Roboto" by Styx Still from "The Jetsons"

I wanted to get to know my coworkers so I unilaterally decided to play a game with them. How do you think it went? Song sample form "Who are You" by The Who

Last week the Reel Debaters (@reeldebaters) had me as a guest on their podcast. We talked about movies, ate donuts, and of course, I managed to quickly annoy them on my short little podcast. Enjoy! Catch the Reel Debaters on all your podcasteries! Song sample form "Time is on My Side" by The Rolling Stones Still from "Back to the Future"

You never know where your life is going to take you. You may have veered from where you thought you'd be by now, but never forget your dreams. Song sample form "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive Still from "E.T."

Forgetting someone's name is an embarrassing social foible, but I think there are greater social-mishap evils out there. Song sample form "Remember Me" by Eminem Feat. RBX and Sticky Fingaz Still from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Once I saw a Twitter poll where the only question was "How dry is your inbox right now?" The most liked reply was "I'm basically paying $60 a month for an alarm clock" Since it's Valentine's day, I thought I'd let you know how I was doing that department. Song sample from "Boombastic" by Shaggy

We all get odd adds on social media for everything under the sun. Recently, I did see an add for an...er...men's health item, that was...intriguing. follow me on my journey. Still from "Anchorman" Song Sample from Wang Chung's "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

We all have celebrity doppelgangers right? Well, how do you get those faux-paparazzo off your butt? Listen in... Song sample from Netflix's "Arrested Development"

Call me crazy, but I never enjoyed getting yelled at, especially when I was a kid and strangers would yell at me on a weekly basis, and for some reason it was never a problem. Song sample from "Shout" by Tears for Fears Still from "Billy Madison"

Since their name kinda sounds like "taco" I unleashed a podcast recording on my friend Toki under the ruse of a nice and relaxing Mexican evening meal. Hear what ensues... Song sample from "Everybody's Talkin'" by Harry Nilsson

They say that sitting is the new smoking but James Dean and the Marlboro Man did both and, look them now! If I wanted to stand all-day I would've been a carnie. Song sample from "Stand" by R.E.M. #30secondpodcast #30secondsoldiers #comedy #micropodding #standupcomedy #podcast #winnipeg #manitoba #canada #rem #standingdesks #officelife #ergonomics #buzzfeed #quiz #sleep

It's time for the 30 Second Soldiers to mount up! We are taking down the insidious Children's Television Network. Is THAT good enough for YOU?

What's in the news...What...is in...the news....More like what's on my mind. You'll see. Still from FXX's "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

The universe is vast and full of the unknown. On this episode, I clue you into some things that you never knew you needed to not know. Song sample from "Why" by Annie Lennox Still from Warner Bros' "Batman Forever"