My Mum Has Seen A Movie

This week mum has seen stripper threequel Magic Mike: The Last Dance ("I think even the actors knew it was a load of old shit"), starring Channing Tatum's abs. She also reviews Hugh Jackman in depressing family drama The Son ("Where's my Wolverine?"), and Gerard "Buttwad" Butler in aviation actioner Plane ("Watch it for the baddie's haircut").