Sinsmith Radio

6: 2000 YEARS, 21 DAYS (FRAMING EVE, part 1) 
What is physical attractiveness if not a fabrication of the brain that we've all agreed upon based in totally arbitrary measurements? and other such pickles as unprotected sex and physical ailments. FEATURING: Jaymeen Cedeno, Rita Dottir, Carmen Gonzalez, Piril Gunduz, Jessica Kingdon, Karolina May, St. John McKay, Eva Sandler, Crescentia Woodward, Ken Woodward, plus MYSTERY GUEST SPEAKER. 
MUSIC: Subway Irene Cara *NEW* SHORTER SHINIER RUNNING TIME! IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND 15 MINUTES.
BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. 
I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR.
I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND