Sleep Insomnia Hypnosis

Hello and welcome to Jasonnewland.com. My name is Jason Newland and this is boring objects, please only listen when you can safely close your eyes.Today, I'm going to talk about hair cuts. I've had quite a few haircuts over the years, otherwise my hair would be really long, probably unmanageable, possibly a health and safety issue.I imagine if I had never had a haircut, my hair would really get in the way. I'd probably trip over my hair, and because I've got such curly hair it may knock people off their bikes when I walk down the street because my hair sticks out like curly toilet brush. Which is part of the reason why I have my hair cut is otherwise it would keep growing and nobody deserves to see that.In fact, when I was in my early 20s I used to have long hair and I had to keep it in a ponytail otherwise no one else was able to work in the same room as me, because my hair took up so much space. Sometimes it use to try and escape out of a window.Someone once told me that they thought my hair was a triffid.