Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- You sick people are not Making America Great.2- I’ll investigate, if its ok with you, boss.3- Hey, Tomi, turns out they hate women too. Who knew?!4- No leggings except on supermodels.5- Our bad service is better than your bad service.6- Everything great in 7.1 seconds.7- Vegas, baby, Vegas! Get the handcuffs.8- Swipe right for NBA.