Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?