The Tom Barnard Show

There are two types of people that come into your house while you're asleep.  The first is Santa.  The second is serial killers.  Both are greatly exaggerated.  The Criminal Minds-style idea of someone going from house to house murdering its inhabitants almost never happens, and it's common knowledge at this point that Santa spends at most a couple seconds in each house.  The closest you'll ever get to seeing either is David's collection of "murderabilia".  Not to be confused with a murdermobile.  It's like an ice cream truck but a lot less fun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.