Dark Topic

In this episode, we cover the harrowing history of patio products and how they have made their way into 911 calls. In a relevant way, The Op artfully weaves a tapestry of history, nuance, and 911 into a story you won’t put down - it’s also hard to pick up because it’s audio. We do some math, too: woman + shotgun = intruder - his head. We ended it with a 999 call from our friends from Britannia. If you’re not paying for 11:59 PLUS yet, this episode will make you go, “I need to pay for PLUS.” Because you’ll want more of what we offer, but we understand if you can’t afford $5 a month. Also, you can afford it, and you want more. Here’s some helpful math: 11:59 + your $5 = you + happiness - we don’t threaten you with a shotgun. It’s not a threat. But it sort of is. Either start paying for 11:59 PLUS and change your life forever, or we will find you and break into your house with a patio furniture, and you’ll have to shoot us with a shotgun. I feel like I’ve written too much now, and maybe I’ve overstepped a bounda