Clean Sheets Podcast

It's the end of Arizona United Soccer Club's season, but fret not, dear listener! The Sheeters hit the studio with Canzillas full of San Tan Brewing's Moon Juice (it tastes like weed) and the truth behind lunar landings and the Mayan invention of soccer. While Kia combat's Ryan's praise of his lacrosse skills, the boys lament the loss of Sean the Swan's friendship and discuss raves, drugs and the remake of Scarface. In soccer news, the Sheeters recount Ryan's bullhorn assault on former AZU goalkeeper Evan Newton (he looks "moonshiney") and share predictions and advice for next season. New characters enter the Clean Sheets fray, as Victor from Phoenix Ale Brewery and Nyle the homicidal teen sensation work their way into the Sheeters' hearts. Kia goes rabid over Diego Costa's heinous triumph against Arsenal, and Ryan defends the honor of Moby and Fatboy Slim. After staying a week in a hostel, Kia concludes the English don't care about Major League Soccer. Then he gets drunk with Boston Gooners. In a key moment