Romance Out Loud

It's Friday the 13th and the luck has clearly run out. Cabinet members are brought to 'heel', DOGE bros are destroying lives while fumbling deposition questions like nervous 12-year-olds, the Strait of Hormuz is basically pinched shut like a hose with zero exit strategy from the chest-thumping bros, and Timothy Chalamet is out here insulting cancer kids while dating a Kardashian. Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike also squeeze in a birthday toast to the iconic Liza Minnelli, the one bright spot in an otherwise clown-shoe-sized disaster of a week.