Checked Out In Jersey

We'd be tone deaf if we didn't at least take a minute to acknowledge the shooting in Florida on Valentine's Day, so we took a minute (which turned into dozens) to have the same conversation everyone has every time these things happen. Then, in our typical charming way, we artfully weave the conversation into such fascinating topics as the salad bar at Chuck-E-Cheese's which begs the broader queston "who has the best salad bar?" I know. Sounds boring. But, naturally, it's not.    Plus, can Matt make an entire show night without playing a fart sound? You'll have to listen to find out.    Oh, yeah, and Amy Schumer married an unfortunate soul.   LINKS   www.bigboxofmagic.com Promo BOX4DAD   www.thepatriotmilitia.com  promo CHECKED OUT 20% off www.admiralairtech.com mention the show for discounts!! www.facebook.com/checkedoutnj Twitter and Insta @CheckedOutNJ   COIJ is produced by the New Jersey Podcast Guys (www.njpodcastguys.com) Opening theme "Tilt-a-Whirl" by Jimmie Vaughn & the Tilt-a-Whirl Band