Probing Ancient Aliens

Did Ancient Aliens teach primitive humans the power to resurrect themselves through mummification and zombiefication? Did Jesus body get transformed by astral forms of Jeremiah and Moses so it would resurrect into a physical manifestation with inter dimensional travel capabilities? Are near death experiences actually our quantum consciousness interacting with other beings that have transcended the physical realm and into the worlds of “spooky science at a distance” according to Einstein? Is this episode of Ancient Aliens extremely similar to literally the last episode about mummies? Steve and Joey aren’t sure about everything else before that last sentence, but you better believe there’s some lazy editing and repetitive content on the part of Prometheus Entertainment and their editors. Let’s proooooooooooooooooooobe into Alien Resurrections!