Probing Ancient Aliens

Was the Higgs-Boson particle discovery in 2012 merely a RE-discovery of physics implanted in the Vedic texts of ancient India? Did the ancient Greek philosopher, Democritus, learn how to telepathically communicate with advanced beings in the astral planes from the Magi and Egyptian Mystery priests? Did modern scientists like Nikolai Tesla, Albert Einstein, and Robert Oppenheimer get the idea for the Big Bang from the Vedas opening chapter concerning the “Cosmic Egg” from which all light and matter sprung? Now that the Higgs-Boson has been observed at the large hadron collider at CERN - is humanity getting into more dangerous territory by adding more and more power to this particle accelerator - so much so that we might create a giant black hole that destroys our entire solar system? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure have all the answers! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into The God Particle!