Probing Ancient Aliens

Are Angels and Demons (aka ALIENS!) so turned on by earthbound humans that they’ve been hybridizing the living hell out of us for centuries? Why are aliens having sex and probing genetic material to make their own race of what were once known as “demi-gods” to ancient man? What about reports of hybrids coming down to have sex with humans the old fashion way? Are these alien sexual encounters and abductions simply misunderstood night terrors or sleep paralysis? Is the secret alien agenda to hybridize our entire planet...or are humans already the alien hybrids? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure do know a lot about this whole alien sexual agenda conspiracy stuff! Let’s prooooooooooooobe into alien breeders babies...babyyyyyy!