Probing Ancient Aliens

Vikings, Norseman...the guys with the big horns on their helmets - just who did they worship and how did they accomplish such magical feats as the creation of weapons like Thor’s hammer and Odin’s spear; or the rainbow bridge connecting each of the nine realms of the cosmos and the different races of extraterrestrial beings that lived in each? Why did vikings burn their dead in a boat or travel so far around the world in their amazing longboats...even across the Atlantic? I’m sure our plucky Ancient Astronaut Researchers have all the answers with plenty of physical and textual evidence as they prove that the Norse gods were nothing more than flesh and bolts aliens with advanced spacecraft, technology, and weaponry. Or maybe it’ll just be a big history lesson on viking culture and some loose alien tie-ins that are about as solid the Swedish Chef’s prolapsed little butt! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into the viking gods and hope that we don’t get our eyes pecked out by space drone ravens!!!