Probing Ancient Aliens

Did ancient aliens jumpstart man’s evolution by altering their DNA? Were Adam and Eve simply the first “modern” humans to understand the power of gentics...or were they aliens themselves that were cast out for having SECKS with their homo sapien creations? Were we simply advanced apes that “overnight” had a “big bang” in our intellectual evolution? How much does pubic-like hair way? What is that white glaze all over the walls of the tombs in the Valley of the Kings? Steve and Joey are here to probe DEEP and talk, sqwak, and pink sock it out on the season 3 finale of everyone’s favorite show about Ancient Astronaut Theory...which, again, seems desperate to explain itself as the creators were likely unsure if it had the ratings to stick it out. Little did they know they’d have the greatest show to ever grace the lips of our eyes! So let’s prooooooooooooobe!