Probing Ancient Aliens

Is the World Grid real? Did ancient man build their megalithic stoneworks on each of its nodes by chance...or were they influenced to follow this magnetic pattern by advanced Extraterrestrials? Are Temple Mount, Balbek, and the Pyramids at Giza electromagnetic gas stations for alien craft to stock up? Was the Greek god Apollo simply an ancient alien that travelled along Ley Lines to the north to spread the gift of knowledge and technology to the Vikings? Was Apollo actually SANTA CLAUS?! Let’s see what our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists have to say on this jam-packed episode of almost pure speculation. The Childress Chime-ins, Tsouk-Alerts, and (all-new!) Bara Barrages just keep coming after a few episodes of just boring ol’ facts - so there’s plenty of imitatin’ and ingratiatin’ to be had as we PROOOOOOOOOBE into the Secret Code...whatever that is, since the episode implies it’s like three things.