Probing Ancient Aliens

Serial killers who claim to be controlled by demons. Dictators with occult sources of power control the masses. Cult figures like Alistor Crowley and L. Ron Hubbard practicing magic rituals. Are these connections to Dark Forces simply the Judeo-Christian mythos coming to fruition in reality? Or are all evil pacts and deals with the devil simply Extraterrestrials manipulating humanity into fighting for their side of an endless alien civil war? Why is David Childress so DEVILISHLY handsome? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Dark Forces!