Probing Ancient Aliens

Are alien abductions real? What really happens to the unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate?) and unwilling participants in this worldwide phenomena of galactic kidnapping? Some report being submitted to horrifying medical experiments, while others find the experience quite pleasant and educational - returning with sometimes vast amounts of advanced, otherworldly knowledge that could have only entered their mind from another, more advanced entity. Aren’t all abductees technically “returned” to their own lives afterward, making an entire episode of Ancient Aliens expounding on the subject highly redundant? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Returned!