Reality Tv Warriors

Michael & Logan return and are joined by Michelle to recap the first episode of Amazing Race 31! In this episode: Where should you send all complaints about this season? We address the elephants in the room. Why is Logan so giddy? Why does CBS love edges? What are some traditional South African greetings? Why did the Amazing Racers get to use bikes? Was there more to the starting line task than we saw? How much intrigue does the delay in airing this season spoil? We get some answers from the preview. Michelle requests an ox. We critique the intro shots. Who has the most impractical clothing choices? Are we expecting a “greatest hits” repertoire from the old Racers every week? Michael offends the Richards. Why didn’t Art & JJ discuss the sled for five years? What’s so awkward about our introduction to Corinne & Eliza? How old is Rupert? Michelle refuses to join in on a joke. We get our dumb meters out. Why was everything arranged to get them to Tokyo? We learn how to pronounce