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Bumper: Dale Dauten Swift Vaccination: (parody lyrics by Jack and Sophie Mangan, music by Taylor Swift and whoever else co-writes her songs) I don't vaccinate, got fever in my brain That's what people say, that's what people say My flu shots are up to date, I keep the flu away Despite what people say, despite what people say But each flu season, Get shots for a good reason It's like I got this band-aid on my arm Saying it's gonna be alright Cause the doctors gonna save, save, save, save, save And anti-vaxxers gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate And they’re gonna get the plague, plague, plague, plague, plague Vaccinate, I vaccinate Influenza's gonna break, break, break, break, break Procrastinators gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait But I won’t leave it up to fate, fate, fate, fate, fate Vaccinate, I vaccinate I never miss a shot, My upper arm’s the spot And the mark you barely see, the mark that you don’t see I always wash my hands, every chance I can, But that won’t stop the flu alone, won’t stop the flu alon