Kiss Me Quick's Erotica: Sexy Stories With Rose Caraway

Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Silvester Stallone's The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80's Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I've constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I've also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.   Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:   Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone Lee Christmas: Jason Statham Gunner: Dolf Lungren Tool: Mickey Rourke Hail Caesar: Terry Crews Crenna: My added character   I'd like to thank the following musical artists: Tom Fahy Kai Engel Jan Morgenstern Jo Dexter Britain Docks Nine Inch Nails Fancy Mike And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.