Savage Lovecast

Cock blocked! A man's friend did his best to steal the girl. How can the caller tell his "buddy" to get lost?  Can Dan Savage prevent a potentially disastrous three-way from occurring?  A man ruined his chances with a lovely lady by getting a little too drunk and getting a little too gropey. How can he get a second chance to show her the "real" him?  Call us and show us the real you.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Honey Toad Studios. Be sure to check out their online sexy comedy show "Wrecked": Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Gays! Thank your straight comrade right here:   By the way, we're blushing terribly… And we couldn't help but notice that Dan's tears dropped to the table, burned through the table, then through the floor, and through all 23 floors here at the Washington Mutual building. Weird. We never knew. 

Hear a nail-bitten, wretched Dan Savage counsel the lovelorn despite a wracking flu, and election day jitters. Topics! Coming out at your cousin's bar mitzvah. Introducing your ugly new boyfriend to your friends. Telling your jerko ex-boyfriend that he got you pregnant.  Don't worry Abby. The election will be over soon.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something be sure to enter GGGNovember at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at 

Face-eating zombies, infested snacks, and buckets and buckets of blood! It's the Lovecast Halloween show, featuring true tales of sex-related horror. Plus an interview with Caitlin Doughty of . Listen only if you dare.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage11 for a 10% discount and free web domain registration. Do check out Caitlin's wonderful YouTube series:  And here's her .

Dad likes to wear women's clothing. This doesn't bother his daughter, but she doesn't want to hear much more. (But knowing his dress size might come in handy over the holidays.) When your "straight" friend appears on a gay online dating site, does that mean he's out?  A gay man loves to huff his boyfriend's body odor. The boyfriend finds this revolting, and prefers to wear deodorant and cologne. Whose side will Dan Savage take in this skanky debate?   You'll have to listen to find out.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

An autistic virgin woman wants to get into the swinging lifestyle. Should she get sterilized now, or kick that can down the road? During a fight with his ex-girlfriend, a big man discovered that he likes getting slapped around a bit. How can he let future lovers know this, and get over his shame?  A woman on painkillers finds that she's turned on by the idea of a man "taking advantage" of her while she's blotto on meds. Is this a thing? Can it be done safely?  Silly kinkster! Everything is "a thing."  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Paging Miss Manners! A man's mother detests his wife's mother so much, that she wants to exclude her from the baby shower. How can he tip-toe his way through this field of turds?  A woman very much wants to pursue amorous relations with a hot fireman. But she has insider information suggesting he might be a dick-head. Should she throw caution to the wind?    Hear mighty Dan Savage blush like a schoolboy at theater camp as he interviews the swoon-worthy Andrew Rannells from Book of Mormon.   And some super-sad stuff too.  206-201-2720   People! We need more tales of creepy sex, vampires you've dated, methy zombies and other blood curdling encounters. Our Halloween show is fast approaching.       This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something by October 14, 2012 and you just might win $500. Be sure to enter GGG500 at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

A man's ex-lover nearly blabs some very personal info about him to the caller's sister. How much should he now reveal to her? Does he owe his sister the whole story?  A 7-months pregnant lady has never been hornier. And she's scaring her husband's dick to death.    A porn watching pastor is scared he's going get busted by his wife and fired by his church for watching porn. So what does he do? He calls a very popular sex advice podcast and tells everyone listening about his problem.    Call us with your most intimate secrets.  206-201-2720   And make it spooky! We're harvesting your tales of sex horror from now until Halloween.    This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGOctober at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

Ah, the sex toy double standard. He doesn't mind her vibrator, but she feels threatened by his Fleshlight.   Is it reasonable to be in favor of gay rights but be against gay marriage for religious reasons?   Open marriage: Is it bad for kids? Is there a way to make it work in the long run?   Also, Dan interviews Salon's sex and relationships writer Tracy Clark-Flory about the tendency in kinky circles to belittle and disdain vanilla folk.     Call us, won't you? 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Check out Tracy's article ""

This week the Lovecast welcomes Cindy Gallop, creator of .  Dan and Cindy discuss her project, the effect of pornography on real sex and relationships, and the state of the porn industry, while Dan tries in vain to get a word in.   This one is long, and amazing.   206-201-2720  Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Please visit and    The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth are still waiting for the picture of Cindy Gallop we were promised. Some of us are very nice men in our 20s after all. But Dan is far too busy winning fabulous to send it to us, apparently. 

When you're an 18 year-old homo living in the South, and your mother is a conservative Christian pastor, how on earth do you come out?  Oooooh, how tantalizing! A famous comedian is maybe cheating on his wife based on dubious hearsay!  We all  know that gays should come out as soon as it's safe for them to do so.  But what about folks in open relationships? Does mom need to know about partner #2?  Oh, and if you were planning on sending Dan a carton of smokes for Christmas, you might want to rethink that.   206-201-2720  This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

If you knew a gal had an unreciprocated crush on you, would you kiss her on the forehead and cuddle with her, knowing these actions would be misconstrued? Well, would you?? In other news, we got a man who loves to receive blow jobs, but hates to eat pussy.    And, once you switch to anal sex, can you ever go back?    These questions, and important matters of pronunciation are addressed right here.    206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGSeptember at checkout.

It's the One-Minute Wonders show! All questions less than a minute! Fast!  Topics: Prostate massage, kinky punishment, kiss-o-phobes, deep throat breath play, uncut blowjobs, yucky facials, double penetration and so much more.    You can do it too.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

Is it stalking if you know where a cute girl works and you just happen to…pop in?  A man's friend sends him unwanted pictures of his dick. How can the caller tell his pervy friend to knock it off without ruining the friendship?   A man snooped and caught his girlfriend cheating with another "bro". Does the "bro code" stipulate that he must rat out the cheating girlfriend, and let said "bro" know that she is as nutty as a fruitcake?    These, and many other questions you never knew you had are answered.    206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Info about toxic sex toys can be found at www.badvibes.org.     Comment on this episode at  Info about HUMP at www.humpseattle.com.

Meet the Savages! This week, in deepest, darkest Iowa, Dan sat down with his sister and two brothers to discuss strippers, the word "vagina," and good ol’ fashioned dog-fucking, among other things.      Just like you do with your family, right?  206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at  

Damaged buttholes? Penis cracking? Molluscum contagiosum? Dr. Vy Chu fears nothing! Hear Dan and the venerable men's health expert discuss everything under where the sun don't shine.    And don't worry ladies. There are some gems in here for you too.    Ask Dan a question: 206-201-2720 Keep it under a minute and it might be aired on the upcoming One Minute Wonders show.     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGAugust at checkout.   This episode is also brought to you by They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage8  for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

Isn't it sad when your kink makes you sad? A woman who likes (and even needs) to be cuckolded wishes her kink wasn't all about her own humiliation.  In another call of cuckolding weirdness, a woman's boyfriend wants her to sleep with her fuck-buddy while he hides in the closet and watches. Should she keep the caper secret, or secretly tell the lover?  And, it gets weirder. A very GGG lady simply cannot be her adult baby husband's "mommy" with any genuine enthusiasm. Should she let him find a new mommy in the adult baby community?  Are there any three words that work better together than "adult baby community?"   No, there are not.   206-201-2720 Hey windbag! Try keeping it down to one minute or less, and you might make it on the "One Minute Wonders" show.  This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

We're back! And what did we come back to? Online dishonesty, webcam addiction, and incest paranoia.    Ah, you people. It's nice to be home.   206-201-2720     Today's episode is brought to you by the magical Stack Soap. Stack Soap allows you to merge your old soap slivers into a brand-new bar that lasts forever. You get clean AND touch infinity. www.stacksoap.com.     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

Sorry folks- no show this week. Dan is on "vacation," in deepest, darkest Europe, "relaxing." Or something.   Call us and cry about it: 206-201-2720 See you next week. 

A man's boyfriend's super-hot ex-lover is coming back to town. Should he feel jealous and insecure when they go out for drinks, or start scheming to make a three-way happen?    A man got dumped by his girlfriend. He demanded that she submit an explanation in writing. For some reason, she hasn't done this yet. Any chance they'll get back together?    And a typical question about dick-biting.    Ho hum.  206-201-2720       This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJuly at checkout.   This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage7” for a 10% discount and free web domain registration.

A most magnanimous woman is married to a man who likes trans women. Instead of buying her an anniversary present, he bought himself time with a trans dominatrix. She wants to forgive.    A kinky widow is falling for a trans woman. But she isn't used to the staring and general hostility toward trans people. How can she tell her vanilla friends all about her new, interesting girlfriend?    Dan speaks with activist, sex educator and kinky blogger about losing the childhood shame around kinky desire.    And more, more, more.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at