Savage Lovecast

Do you know what a "'bater" is? A 'bater only wants to masturbate. No sex. Now, now would a relationship between a 'bater and a sex-loving fella work out, you think?    A bride-to-be enlists Dan's advice on how to bring her rape fantasy to life on their honeymoon.    A woman has sex-crippling vaginal pain. Dan speaks with human sexuality expert Dr. Debby Herbenick on what she can do.    And more.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.    Comment on this episode at

This week, we present a live recording of the Savage Lovecast. We recorded the fundraiser show in Seattle at the Neptune Theatre, along with musical guests Garfunkel and Oates and a special appearance by Washington State senator Ed Murray.   And the usual topics were covered: auto-fellatio, giving vibrators as gifts, sex with ducks. Ho hum.   This was a super-fun show. We hope you like it.   You can contribute to Washington United for Marriage by going to their website:   This episode is brought to you by Babeland—a women-owned sex toy retailer. Babeland offers a variety of sex toys and workshops designed to enhance your sex life. Enjoy 10% off with free shipping when you shop .   This episode is also brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage6” for a 10% discount.

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?!   A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to himself?   A woman begs the straight male population to please stop sending pictures of their penises.   And more!   206-201-2720   Savage Lovecast Live sold out? Not to worry. You can listen to it in an upcoming extra episode, and you can donate to Washington United for Marriage .   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGGJune at checkout.

Isn't it sad when a lady can't come? Hear two tales of ladies who can't come with another person involved, and Dan's elegant solutions.  You know what else is sad? When a man can't get horny. That's sad. Maybe he just needs rest and a sandwich.  "But how do mangos fit into all of this?" you ask.    Listen, and you will find out.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Comment on this episode at   Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! June 13. To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Ugh! She's so BORED. Bored of tying up her boyfriend and having sex with another woman. Bored with calling him a "little bitch." The real problem is that he won't lift a finger to give her what she wants. It just goes to show that when you're into vanilla, kinky sex can be dull, dull, dull.  Another woman wonders how to be GGG when the sex he wants makes her cry.  And yet another woman asks how she can forgive her boyfriend for stealing naked pictures of her off her computer.    Boy. Some of you are real cads. 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.  Comment on this episode at   Savage Lovecast Live in Seattle! To buy tickets to see Dan and the TSARY (we're not quite sure WHAT to wear…) go to

Gentle listeners: Are you sitting down? Now that you and Dan have been communing lo these past six years, he feels that he can trust you enough to share a little secret. We won't say what it is here, but it involves his butt.   A straight girl feels like a prying fool for asking her lesbian coworker how she got pregnant.   Dan speaks with Jennifer Pritchett, owner of Smitten Kitten, about toxic sex toys and how to avoid them. Find Smitten Kitten at www.SmittenKittenOnline.com. View a video about toxic sex toys at     And more. 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or a blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the code “Savage5” for a 10% discount.   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order.

Dan advises a recovering alcoholic on how to let people know why he's drinking ginger ale in the bar without causing the date to come to a screeching halt. Is it better to admit that you've been dumped or keep on circling around trying to seek "closure"? Hey, cute, flirty straight boys! Why do you have to tease your homo buddies so hard? And more.  Can you stand it?  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “Savage” and get 20 percent off your entire order.   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

A woman gets paid to dress up like a superhero and roll around in bed. Nothing sexual. Is she obligated to tell her boyfriend about this revenue stream? A 40-year-old man is dating a 20-year-old man who was a friend of his kids from a previous marriage. Is it just one of love's many whims or is he the mayor of Creepytown? And hear a cautionary tale of lies, passion, and extortion on Grindr. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

How do you hit on someone with Aspergers? This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan speaks with Maxine Aston, author and relationship counselor who specializes in relationships and Aspergers Syndrome. Find her at Also, supporting sissy sons, kinky glitter and the damage that youthful experimentation can do.  Confidential to everyone who lost your virginity last night: Congratulations!  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Comment on this episode at Want to lend a hand in North Carolina? Go to

Bisexuals! Grab your pitchforks and fire up those torches. This show is all about you.    Also, does a BJ get you into the Mile High Club?    A man who will be staying with his sister-in-law for a few months wonders if he needs to keep his carnal relations inaudible.    Shhhhhhh!  206-201-2720   Neal Boulton is over at   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code SAVAGE and get 20% off your entire order.   This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan counsels a very GGG woman on how she can lovingly kick her boyfriend in the nuts.   Rape scenarios are tricky, aren't they? You have to plan and communicate clearly, or you might end up in jail. But does it kill the sexy to say, "Okay, honey, I'll rape you next Tuesday"?   And "Miss Manners" Savage has the solution for how to send the third in your three-way off to the guest bed.   Is there nothing Dan Savage can't solve? 206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . Enter the code “SAVAGE” and get 20% off your entire order.   Now, people, listen up. Earlier, the tech-savvy at-risk youth commanded you to listen to , which you are still contractually obligated to do. But now you must also listen to . Both podcasts will send milk shooting out your nose if you aren't careful.

A gay man is being stalked by a sexually aggressive woman… in his DREAMS. Another man is being stalked by an actual lady in a waking nightmare. Also, serious conversations about domestic violence and confronting politicians with little knit tchotchkes.   Call us with your quandaries. 206-201-2720   Knit those lady bits! Check out Government Free VJJ here:   The National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1−800−799−SAFE(7233)   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage4 for a 10% discount.

Dan welcomes his old MTV tour wife, the ever-gigglin' Lucy to talk about getting dumped, gender queers and furry pride.    Let Lucy's infectious merriment fill your heart with love.    206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at    Comment on this episode at

How can a chronically adulterous lass embark on an open relationship when she is also chronically jealous?  When he was a youth, he and his cousin used to play strip poker. Now the cousin is all grown up, a born again Christian, and pissed. Should make for an awkward family gathering, yes?  A woman is dating a callous, disdainful and incredibly handsome man. He won't have sex with her, but will only deign to accept blow jobs. Any ideas on what she should do with this young man?    But he's so hot!  206-201-2720     This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount. 

When lesbians flirt: What is a red-blooded lad to think when his lesbian pal makes goo-goo eyes at him?  Are parents today too sex-positive? Dan and sex educator Amy Lang talk about water sports among 3-year-olds and a bad place to put Legos.  And more.  206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG2012 at checkout.  This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at    Comment on this episode at   Check out Anna Pulley: And Amy Lang:

Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you?    A woman is enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship. But the lad always bolts out of bed postcoitus without so much as a quick kiss good-bye. Would a little cuddling kill him?    A woman's boyfriend admits that he isn't sexually attracted to women. He's exclusively attracted to animals. Dan brings in Dr. Jesse Bering of Scientific American to help him with this one.    Neigh? 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount. 

We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we've ever encountered. It really has to be heard to be believed.  How can you help a friend when she's hung up on a psycho?  To aid a man who's wife has no libido whatsoever, Dan enlists the help of human sexuality expert, scientist, author and the generally convivial Dr. Debby Herbenick. And Dan speaks with mighty Washington state Senator Ed Murray on the strategy for winning gay marriage rights.    And win, we will. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her boyfriend's computer. Does this mean he should try sleeping with men?   Poor babysitter: The 5-year-old she was taking care of accidentally watched some homemade porn starring… her parents! How can the babysitter mitigate the damage?   And, is it possible to come out… too much?   Plus a lot more.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount.    This episode is also brought to you by www.  Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map. 

A lesbian's partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately, she's kind of a jerk otherwise.  A man can't please his lady in bed unless he's blasted drunk. When sober, he worries that she's too tender and shy for the rough treatment she likes.  The mother of a little person is worried about all the little-people fetishists out there who will be interested in her daughter. She's only 17 months old, but when you're a mother, you worry.    Call us with your questions, large and small.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it so easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount.    This episode is also brought to you by www.WhereDidYouWearIt.com  Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map.    View the full Making it Better video from the University of Florida: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWtvwALxQo

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan's unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: "We aren't running out of Jamaicans" and "Grab the babies and run." Call us up to make us giggle and squirm. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Comment on this episode at