Savage Lovecast

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in the aiding and abetting of infidelity. A man's sister employs a nanny. The nanny is hot. Should he shtup the nanny? And hear Dan's timeless Valentine's Day advice. Hint: It holds true on other days of the year, too. 206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout.    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at t

Swoon! It's Ira Glass, off his perch at This American Life, to join Dan in dispensing both sex advice and fart jokes.  It's Ira as you've never heard him before...   Don't miss this one. 206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG  at checkout.    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at

We've been getting lots of calls about losing one's virginity. Dan addresses a couple of them. Hey, 17-year-old boy: The tech-savvy at-risk youth would very much like to go back in time and lose our virginity to you. A man catches a lot of heat for being attracted to large women, so he dates thin women. How can he get over this?  And you will learn a little Hebrew.    We teach you all sorts of things on this show. Teach us something: 206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG  at checkout.    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at

A newly employed dishwasher wants to have sex with both of his bosses because he suspects they may be swingers. Is this a wise course of action?  Dan discusses the intricate financial and marketing strategies of selling your used underpants. Everybody worries about coming out to their parents, but what about grandparents? Here's a big shout-out to the open-minded oldsters out there.  And we know you're out there.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that mean she actually wants to be penetrated by five dicks? Have you ever masturbated for a pretty lady on Chatroulette? Well, here's a man with a pretty face who looks a lot like a lady. Perhaps you've already met. And for those of you with troubled relationships with your siblings, come hear the horrid tale of the woman who hacked into her sister's e-mail, discovered that she has bi tendencies, and then forwarded these e-mails to everyone she knows. Now your sister doesn't look so bad, right?   Right? 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Dan speaks with Dr. James Cantor, professor of Psychiatry at the University of Toronto, about pedophilia. What the hell can be done?    Also, Science weighs in on the mysterious case of the mushroom in the jizz.    Happy New Year.    206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's the long-anticipated holiday horror show!  We asked for your tales of holiday lovin' gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You'll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!! Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years.    206-201-2720   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

  Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the HPV vaccine.    A GGG married woman acts out a cuckolding fantasy for her husband, and discovers that she likes it an awful lot. He- not so much. Can she make it work, or is it doomed to be a failed experiment?   And finally, prepare to have your tears jerked, folks. Dan speaks with the kid from episode 266 who was struggling with coming out to his conservative Christian family over the holidays. If you know anyone in this situation, let them listen to the tender conversation that follows.    Call us. Make us cry.  206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by www.ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something and be sure to enter LUCY at checkout.    Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out?  A woman wants to be splashed with her husband's semen, and have the semen be "live." How can they store jizz so that it remains potent? Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. Unlike Santa, she fucks every man on the list, and then crosses them off when she's done. Is this so wrong?  And more.  Call us, and leave us a tale of holiday love gone wrong, right or weird.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's Lucy's last show. Hats off to Dan's brave, plucky assistant. Small hands- big heart.  The calls! Wood. He shows it and grows it at the earliest opportunity. Is this a turn-off or something to cultivate?  A woman discovers her boyfriend has stashed away some women's underpants. They're definitely not hers…is this a problem?  A stunningly insecure gay man wonders if he should get circumcised to please his rude lover.  And so much more.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man with a jealousy problem date his neighbor who happens to be a stripper?  Gather round, listeners, and hear the spooky tale of the lover who still carries a torch for his dead mother. And other oddities. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Check out Ask Dominic:   Comment on this episode at    

Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks snapping right off, living with sex addiction, and a triad of soft weenies.  Happy Thanksgiving, one and all.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his heart to advise a pee-shy watersports fetishist, an insecure autofellator, and a couple of sisters who both humped their cousin. All this before room service. (But don't worry! No on-air eating!) 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at Comment on this episode at   Here's the tiny url: www.tinyurl.com/wakerob

Baby? I know we don't know each other all that well, but I dig you so much that I want you to sleep with another man. Ok?  Is it true that soon churches will be FORCED to marry same sex couples or lose their delicious tax exemption???  A woman who hasn't had sex for years is considering ordering in. But should she rent a man or a woman?  And more. Lordy, you people are interesting!  Call us up with whatever you got: 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download Susie Bright's podcast for free at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast And finally. The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth command you to listen to this podcast as well: Why? Because it's really, really funny. You'll see. 

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to "watch a movie or something," and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she's on her period…   An open-minded mother isn't worried that her son watches porn. It's just that she doesn't like the kind of porn he's into.   Listen in as Lucy learns what a cream pie is.   And a lot more.     Call us with your questions, but please—not from the car. 206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer questions about shit skid marks left on couches, cheating lying girlfriends, jerk dom creeps AND do Dan's laundry with a smile.    She is truly a wonder.    Call us with your questions.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group "Psalm 100" for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit.  How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already?    And more.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

"No sex before the game!" Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise?    A gay man wonders if his date being specifically NOT invited to a family wedding is in any way bigoted.    A man and woman are married only in the legal sense. But they still live together and enjoy each other's company. How do they roll out the nature of their odd relationship to potential lovers?    And more, more, more. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick. Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn't. Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY??? And! Dan responds to Douchegate 2011. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

Apparently, there is someone more qualified to answer your filthy questions than Dan Savage. The identity of Dan's replacement may shock you… A man's buddy is accused of sexual assault by an acquaintance. The caller is dubious, but pretends to believe her. Should he confront her or lie in order to protect his friend?  Is there a polite way to suggest that a lady shave her nether-regions?    Remember: Think of the children.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast Also, would it kill you to Facebook-like Dan Savage? No it would not.