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Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn't. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he's asexual. A woman with strong pro-–gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A woman wonders if she lacks a clitoris. Dan speaks with a guest human-sexuality expert to get the answer. A 19-year-old REALLY doesn't want to get his anorexic girlfriend pregnant. Would you? A fit and confident 17-year-old gay boy on the swim team struggles with his crush on a macho dickhead. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A potentially kinky female college nerd is having a hard time finding others of her ilk. A gay man wants to come out to his longtime conservative religious buddy. Does this spell the end of their friendship? She likes lesbian porn. She lies to her boyfriend about liking lesbian porn. What will happen when she comes clean? Hear the yapping of dog-lovers offended by Dan's anti-dog sentiments. Bad Dan Savage. No more cookies. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Obama has yanked funding for abstinence-only education. But the damage is done. Just how dumb is our children? Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. But boy has decided to adhere to an obscure Jewish tenet that disallows any contact between boys and girls. What's a nice sane Jewish girl to do? She likes to be on top, but she feels like he finds it terribly, terribly dull. Should she demand that he perk up? Here's a man who only gets off if he imagines that he's impregnating his lady. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. We're all sending good wishes your way, Tim. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A caller, speaking for all the unrealizable fetishists of the world, reassures Dan that he needn't worry so much. Dog custody: the problem with visiting her dog is that she has to see that other bitch. Listen to a man fight for self-control as he describes his jealousy problem. A conversation with Tristan Taormino, author of "Opening Up" on the do's and don'ts of open relationships. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

OMG! After we stayed at my aunt and uncle's place, they totally found a used condom and some lube! But it wasn't ours! Should a gay man come out to his extended family at an upcoming wedding? Ladies: Dan Savage, noted homosexual, tells you where your G-spot is. A woman's coworker identifies as male. But all her other coworkers call him "her." Should she stand up to the receptionist and the rest of the gang? How can a kind, gay-friendly relative reassure her closeted cousin that being gay is A-okay? And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Centaur fetishists are coming out of the woodwork! Has anybody heard of the "A-Spot," or is Cosmopolitan magazine fucking with our heads? Are kid-shaped robots for pedophiles in our future? Virginity: Ladies find it hot, too, you know. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A gal threw up a little orange soda while going down on her fella. Disaster or no biggie? On the raging controversy of penis versus vagina, DAN GETS SCHOOLED. By a sex professor, no less. On the problem of romance for sex workers: One caller is a go-go boy who finds his lovers freak the fuck out when they learn his profession. And a former male escort wonders when and how to tell his partners about his past. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A 25-year-old virgin man never enjoyed sexual activity until he fixed the medical problem with his dick. Now how can he explain his late virginity? A confused masochistic lesbian needs to learn how to back away from the BDSM roles with her twisted top lover when they're out of the sack. A transgender teenager is under severe lockdown from her protective parents. Should she fly the coop? While house-sitting for a friend, a woman "discovers" some sex toys. Should she broach the subject with her kinky friend? And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Men who love pegging, and the ladies willing to oblige them. Two sordid tales. Women are supposed to have their sexual peak in their 30s. Here's a woman who thinks she peaked at 16. In an earlier call, a teenager confessed his desire to knock his girlfriend up. Did he? And more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A formerly obese gay teen worries about his stretch marks. A man can't come, not even when drunk. A woman worries that she will soon be an unwilling date-rape accomplice. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

A doctor who is against vasectomies? WTF??!! An ugly man implores other ugly men to lower their expectations. More cock-hungry lesbians, and other delightfully offensive topics. Call us and SCREAM! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Here's a brainteaser: If a man is into sounding, could he possibly stretch his urethra out so much that he can have the equivalent of a pussy fart, only from his dick? Facial remorse: A 23-year-man wonders if giving a facial to a "slutty" 16-year-old is a good idea. A kinky man wonders how he can convince his vanilla wife to employ prostate massage on him--or should he do it with his gay coworker instead? And more! Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

A sexually adventurous lass must lure her lover out of their boring old bed. A twisted teen dreams of impregnating his girlfriend. To answer a trans question, Dan elicits the help of Buck Angel, "The man with a pussy." So much snooping! A woman snoops in her daughter's journal only to discover that the daughter was snooping in her journal! If you are an offended member of the gay retard community, please call: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

A man and his lady just broke through the condom. She took Plan B, but how likely is it that she is now pregnant? A libido-lacking lass would prefer chocolate ice cream to sex. How can she fix herself? Is nude housecleaning a viable career choice? How do you tell your small child that daddy is gay? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

Poor, poor caller. His dick is so big that his friends make fun of his "magnum" sized condoms. A married woman in an open relationship wonders if it's too much to ask for her husband to refrain from PASSING OUT DRUNK and sleeping over at his lover's house. Is it okay for a coach to sleep with one of his former athletes? Dan reads a letter from a VERY ANGRY lesbian. And more! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

How do you gently tell your girlfriend that the other girl in a three-way gives better head? Dan speaks with Wayne Besen from Truth Wins Out about the absurd "ex-gay" movement. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Her boyfriend got caught in a stinky lie. Are there more to come? Poor young kinky lady-… all the men she meets at sex clubs are dirty old men. The spark is gone, the sex isn't fun anymore —and they're not using birth control. Brilliant! A straight woman in the Bible Belt feels terribly, terribly guilty because she fucked her married friend. And more. 206-302-2064

His dick is shaped so crazy, he can't find a condom to fit the thing! What is the polite way to kick the third in your three-way out of your bed? Crazy in-laws: Will their problems plague the caller for the rest of her life? And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.

One caller has got herself a crossdressing grandpa. Another caller has got himself a psycho girlfriend. Yet another caller has a boyfriend who's ashamed of sex. And a very lucky 4-month-old has a very cool dad. Whatchoo got? 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage